[humansoflatecapitalism]

[zoobus]

[meanplastic]

[vampireofcolorr-deactivated2018]

[meanplastic]

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

[realfootage]

[612l-deactivated20180916]

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

business email glossary

[zackisontumblr]

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[lildunebuggy]

[meinlatex]

That#s what I like: Creating New Rubber Drones!

[lildunebuggy]

[meinlatex]

That#s what I like: Creating New Rubber Drones!

[woody-76-deactivated20190208]

#rubber #latex #gummi #fetish #gay

[cursedcatimages]

repost at your own risk

[pup-oreo]

*squeak* much rubber very shine

[pup-oreo]

Good boy? Havent heard that name in years.

[awwcutepets]

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

I could not not share this.

[glutenfreehoochie]

J U D G E M E N T D A Y I S U P O N Y O U

[thats-so-meme]