anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸

pro tour SOS competitor. mtg standard format evangelist. mahjong hustler. trans lesbian. pillar of the community. ΘΔ.

[puppydoggaming]

does this make sense

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[natural-blogarithm]

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[bayesic-bitch]

oh... that can't possibly be pareto efficient... that's scary...

[kitkenk]

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

[whorecel]

cnc is hot bc its literally romantic. you literally get to plan a surprise party where the surprise is rough sex. there's props and a set. its like playing mermaids. when I say I want to stuff a girl in the back of my car and move her to a secondary location to ruin all her holes I say that I love her and want her to have so much fun. it's literally fun

[puppydoggaming]

guy getting on the bus looked at my face and smiled, then looked at my boobs and frowned. my bad dude

[puppydoggaming]

i’m bungover (it’s when ur hungover and a bunny)

[segamascott]

[puppydoggaming]

i’m losing my divine spark, my halo is being torn from its rightful place atop my head (starting a new job in a few days)

[puppydoggaming]

DON’T go to the club with me i will SHAKE ASS in a MEDIOCRE YET ENTHUSIASTIC MANNER

[puppydoggaming]

[notahorseindisguise]

[dumbdoegirl]

sex but instead of getting naked i go non-deterministically infinite with a springheart nantuko a zuran orb and an icetill explorer and you watch me resolve all the triggers. okay?

[dumbdoegirl]

sex but i use shifting woodlands and aftermath analyst and geier reach to win w only activated abilities.

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[stateownedslut]

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

[puppydoggaming]

my mouth is a machine that takes in beer and penis and puts out movie recommendations

[puppydoggaming]

girl i met on dating app: so if you’re a sub-leaning switch, why are you the domme in most of your relationships?

me: so do you know the article Who’s the Beatdown

[se4punk]

in a brief moment of lucidity I look pretty cute ;3c