You tie me up and handcuff me for freak gay sex, but you look away for a moment and as soon as you look back I've Houdini-ed myself out of everything and you have to restart all over again
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You tie me up and handcuff me for freak gay sex, but you look away for a moment and as soon as you look back I've Houdini-ed myself out of everything and you have to restart all over again
A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra
Dio: Hol horses silence on my nudes is deafening
Vanilla ice: care for me to suck your nuts mlord?
Dio: whats the point
impeachy the conservative clown
YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN
clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown
now you’ve fucking done it
the clown
Final Rad Twitter Archive of the day! bear with me as I get used to the new format
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the gasp is what sent
The gasps HKHJGJGJ
Hello, welcome to Australia, may I interest you in a 10kg ball of spikes falling without warning? It’s okay though, you’ll know if you’ve stepped under one: they carpet the ground in spikes.
In Australia even the trees try to kill you.
Hey so as a fellow Australian I think I’d like to let you know about the stinging tree, a plant that’s leaves are covered in tiny hairs capable of injecting neurotoxin that can cause excruciating pain for over 6 months and permenent nerve damage. I have met someone that fell in a bush of it once and they did not have a good time. Additionally, the fine hairs on the leaves and fruit looks quite soft and interesting to touch, so if you do not know what you are looking at, it is a quite enticing plant to feel :)
Is that hellspawn by chance the more deadlier cousin of stinging nettle? I ask bc I know that if you thoroughly rub the spikes off stinging nettle by pinching it in half from the underside, it’s edible.
This doesn’t look very edible, though. This scares me.
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I like how over the course of the story the noble and kind Warrior of Light slowly turns into a snarky little shite lol
Moments before death.