Mossy Puppy

[inkher0]

Girl help im being perceived

[diludilu24]

Scp 166

[only-cat-memes]

[annarcana]

[sreegs]

remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:

because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women

[thecowthrower]

a slenderman, a morley man, and an operator walk into a bar.

you’d think one of them would’ve seen it.

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[qqchurch]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[ravioliet]

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

[nekosaws]

the Woke Left is trying to Cancel™ me for my controversial new training technique where i bash my horse over the head with a comically oversized mallet. they just hate that shes on 20 race winning streak

[sleepdeprivedmint]

You have to keep trying, you have to get the robot girl pregnant. I don't care if the robot girl happens to be a mech, you heard her, get back in there and keep going. We are going to be giving you stims if you're a good girl and play along :3

Ignore that the locks just activated, you're fine!

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Some hounds have a lot of pent up stress, and the only way to let it out is to let the wolfgirls bite the puppygirls.

Sorry I don't make the rules it's just how it goes.

[laracroft1996]

[tarbor]

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

[britvnygg]

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[sapphicsounds1312]

"Counting or not counting compulsory domestication?" *needle pierces neck*