Fat Faggot Fall

she/her 33 woman. sometimes furry always fruity. minors DNI purblecow for lewd stuff

[infertilityidol]

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

[l3thalp3tal]

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[mikufanclub]

[butterflyfemmme-deactivated2025]

being loved properly for the first time will have you saying dumb shit like “thank you for respecting my boundaries” “thank you for listening when I talk” omg. 🫣

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[krakenmctetis-deactivated201807]

Se atormenta una vecina.

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[katlovesshrimps]

How would Clifford respond if Blue surprised her with a 25 foot hug? We've gotten Lil Clifford a couple times, but it'd be fun to see Big Blue

do NOT ask clifford the color of anything

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[hikikomoricomplex]

The AI business plan, for reference:

1. Promise everything.

2. Piss off everyone.

3. Deliver nothing.

4. Blame asians?

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[enki2]

[dragongirlsnout]

everyone wants to performatively love birdgirls but nobody wants a tender & loving beakjob...i see how it is

[shortcircuit908]

NOT TENDER. PESIS LACERATED.

[dragongirlsnout]

i see how it is...

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[wayneradiotv]

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta