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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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Who's excited to binge #theumbrellaacademyseason2 ?! Here's my first fan art for the series. #vanyahargreeves or #thewhiteviolin being all powerful. Hope you like it, if so I'd love and appreciate if you liked/shared the post. ❤❤ #umbrellaacademy #theumbrellaacademy #umbrellaacademyfanart #theumbrellaacademyfanart #vylart #drawing #digitalart #digitalillustration #digitaldrawing #fanart #violin #umbrella #season2 https://www.instagram.com/p/CDUX3zjhCNT/?igshid=185p00kjim95e
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Look at this beautiful angel
WHOA
this is one of the reasons it’s so hard to translate on the fly 😭 monoglots just don’t understand and think you’re bad at the source language 😟
mMMMMMMNNM YESSSS
Good post
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y'all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Mademoiselle de Maupin (Julie d’Aubigny) has always been one of my role models. I’m so glad this post exists so more people can learn about her. The more you know, the more there’s to love. Let’s see:
Around 1678 (she was like fourteen or fifteen), she was making a living in Marseilles by doing fencing exhibitions, dressed in male clothes, with her boyfriend who was on the run because he killed a guy in an illegal duel in Paris.
Then she joined an opera company and fell in love with a young woman, but the woman’s parents decided to put her in a convent to, you know, protect her honor and all that…
…so yeah, that’s when the whole “sneaking into a convent to help a nun sneak out and also putting the room on fire” thing happened.
She wounded a guy through the shoulder with a sword in a duel because he had made fun of her clothes. They became friends after she came back a few days later to ask if he was okay.
She beat a singer who was quite famous at the time because he was being a jerk to some women from her new opera troupe in Paris.
She kissed a young woman in front of everyone at a society ball, and that angered three noblemen who were there, so she beat them all in duel and fled to Brussels. Then she resumed her opera career there.
Then she returned to the Paris opera and had yet more problems with the law because she beat up her landlord.
She retired to a convent after the death of her love Madame la Marquise de Florensac, and died at only 33 years old.
The legend says that she never got arrested for all her deeds because king Louis XIV thought she was way too entertaining to deserve death. I have no idea if that’s true. But she did sing in Versailles for the Court, so there’s that.
She’s back on my dash!
The woman who is, no word of a lie, MY PERSONAL HERO :D
How badass can you be to basically get a lifetime pardon from the king?!
Julie D’aubigny: It’s okay I have a note from the king
“Julie can do what she wants - King Louis XIV”
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y'all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Mademoiselle de Maupin (Julie d’Aubigny) has always been one of my role models. I’m so glad this post exists so more people can learn about her. The more you know, the more there’s to love. Let’s see:
Around 1678 (she was like fourteen or fifteen), she was making a living in Marseilles by doing fencing exhibitions, dressed in male clothes, with her boyfriend who was on the run because he killed a guy in an illegal duel in Paris.
Then she joined an opera company and fell in love with a young woman, but the woman’s parents decided to put her in a convent to, you know, protect her honor and all that…
…so yeah, that’s when the whole “sneaking into a convent to help a nun sneak out and also putting the room on fire” thing happened.
She wounded a guy through the shoulder with a sword in a duel because he had made fun of her clothes. They became friends after she came back a few days later to ask if he was okay.
She beat a singer who was quite famous at the time because he was being a jerk to some women from her new opera troupe in Paris.
She kissed a young woman in front of everyone at a society ball, and that angered three noblemen who were there, so she beat them all in duel and fled to Brussels. Then she resumed her opera career there.
Then she returned to the Paris opera and had yet more problems with the law because she beat up her landlord.
She retired to a convent after the death of her love Madame la Marquise de Florensac, and died at only 33 years old.
The legend says that she never got arrested for all her deeds because king Louis XIV thought she was way too entertaining to deserve death. I have no idea if that’s true. But she did sing in Versailles for the Court, so there’s that.
She’s back on my dash!
The woman who is, no word of a lie, MY PERSONAL HERO :D
How badass can you be to basically get a lifetime pardon from the king?!
Julie D’aubigny: It’s okay I have a note from the king
“Julie can do what she wants - King Louis XIV”
Feeling tired. 🙃
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Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons
the halloween colors + palettes are all so sexy… orange and black. purple and orange. blood red and neon green. all absolutely excellent.
that’s what i’m talkin about!
halloween pride flag
Japanese Snack Facts (Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
You can only get these in Japan????
BUT THE BAKED KIT KATS LOOK SOOOO FREAKIN GOOD…
I have a BONUS FACT you’re gonna love then
Click HERE to treat yourself to a TokyoTreat snack box! It’ll be like a gift to you, from you. You’ll get to try candy and snacks only available in Japan, and get free worldwide shipping.
what if we got like serious ego content and it was all beautifully shot and everything with like Jack in cool outfits to play the boys and neat effects and a story and then we’re like following Chase walking towards a hospital room and we’re like “holy shit, finally, the long-foretold ‘Chase visiting comatose Jack’ angst scene” so Chase gets to the room and we’re looking at his face and he sort of breathes out with tears in his eyes and in a weak, tired voice goes “H-hey, Jack…” and the camera looks down and it’s just the cardboard cut-out tucked under the covers ASDJGNFH
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would personally travel to Brighton and steal his kneecaps
OH MY GODDDDDDD
HDKJSFKHAGLGAF I CAN SOOOO SEE THIS
Hahahaha
Overcry (2020)
We’re on our way.
YASSS YESSS YESSS YAAAAAAAAÀA! BRO THIS LOOKS AWESOME I CANT WAIT FOR THIS
EXCUSE ME THIS IS AMAZING?!!?
hey guys guess what
I fucking swear to god
Soon these birds will take over the world
AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART
my fave
THE MOST POLITE KITTY
