McDonalds playplace

I only use the phone app, I hope this is even uglier on desktop. Also I'm 30

[urbanjesus]

naruto wouldn’t want me to be this depressed

[64mpg]

i post bad on purpose to hurt you

[judgejudyofficial]

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

[madz-the-3rd]

[bungerc0re]

[cryptotheism]

And the wisest monk said "young one, you reject the unenlightened ways of Hazbin Hotel, but not three years ago, I recall you posting twink Wheatley in great enthusiasm. You must not hate what you discard on the path to enlightenment. All of our old selves are within us, and we must imagine them lezzing out."

[cryptotheism]

"Funny" said the wisest monk "That cringe is whatever your gay ass was super into like three years ago."

"But master!" Said the young monk, "Did you not also post One Piece AMVs three years ago?"

"Luffy is badass." Said the master, "He has never been cringe."

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[revilonilmah]

What's this lil fella mad at?

[nekomimidusteon]

I hate fucking wandering swordswomen. We retire to my room, I'm dressed in only the sheerest clothes as I lounge on the bed, and she has to silently disrobe, hold her cock in her hand, and then recite something like Secret Technique: Imperceptible Flash of Peerless Victory. And then she gets dressed and leaves without even touching me, and I find out a few months later *that* somehow got me pregnant.

[skeletonsonmars]

yeah i dual-wield

[skeletonsonmars]

love wins!!!!!!!

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[frightfullytreeish]

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[adz]

must be one of those bugged no-notes posts

[aplpaca]

big fan of when animals creche. Love to see so many fucking babies in one place

[aplpaca]

So a creche in ecology is a group of animals that take care of their offspring as a group. Grouping together like this can help with protection against predators, finding food, enduring the weather, and gives the parents time to "rest", as sometimes the parents will alternate who's being the primary watchers while others get to hunt by themselves for a bit, like a baby animal daycare.

But ye lions do this once cubs each a certain age. A decent amount of birds do it (for example: flamingos and a lot of penguin, duck, and goose species). Gharials (a type of South Asian crocodilian) form creches with hundreds of babies from multiple nests (they lay under 100 eggs each and sometimes as few as 20). Feral hogs tend to form groups of mothers and young like this, and I saw 3 sows and like 15+ tiny babies the other day and they were so cute

But ye that's how you get pictures like these

[tumorhead]

Rattlesnakes will creche!! In some species mature adult females will hang out together (they're friends!) in shared dens and even birth their clutches together. Then one will babysit while the others go get food. Adult females have been seeing caring for their young like shooing young back into the den when a predator approaches. You can watch LIVE rattlesnake den mothers and all their babies on Project Rattlecam!!!!

[charl0ttan]

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

[lamignonette]

[hawaiianprintshirt-deactivated2]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

[parme-san]

everybody's got that one homie posting straight from the valley of the shadow of death