PURPLE LESBIAN

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[astrolavas]

they are doing lesbianism together

(can’t believe this is the very first thing i draw after the finale sjksxsja hello)

[purple-lesbian-squad]

noelle: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

diya: what if i bite it and it dies?

noelle: that means you're poisonous

min: what if it bites itself and it dies?

noelle: that's voodoo

chryssa: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

noelle: that's correlation, not causation

akarsha: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?

liz, from across the field: that's kinky

diya: jesus christ

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min: you should'nt be using a straw

akarsha: yeah, yeah, it's bad for the environment, whatever

min: no, it's just a weird fucking way to eat lasagna

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akarsha: hey frenchmen, can you hold this jar for me?

noelle: uh, sure i guess?

noelle: akarsha, there's a bee in here

akarsha: see? beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

noelle: remind me why i'm friends with you again

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diya: i wish you could block someone in real life

akarsha: restraining order

min: murder

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min: i am going to make your life a living hell

akarsha: haha jokes on you buddy my life is already hell

min: dude are you okay?

akarsha, on the verge of tears: not at all

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noelle: wait, you left min alone with akarsha?

diya: yeah, why?

noelle: i don't think you see the problem

diya: noelle, it's alright. min said she could take care of her

[meanwhile]

min: for the last time akarsha, the microwave wasn't trying to attack you!

akarsha: then why was it beeping at me?!

min: BECAUSE THE FOOD IS DONE

akarsha: LIES AND DECEPTION

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noelle: why am i dating you?

akarsha: because i am charming and irresponsible

akarsha: i mean irresistible damn autocorrect

noelle: ...

noelle: akarsha this is a real life conversation

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rafael: about a week ago, i accidentally slept with lizzie

hope: really?

rafael: yes

hope: you accidentally slept with lizzie

rafael: yes

hope: accidentally

rafael: yes

hope: i don't understand. did you trip over something?

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josie: what are you looking at?

lizzie, taking a buzzfeed quiz to figure out what kind of scented candle she is: porn

[ivakenkaru]

special for violentine fans

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landon: so you and hope are friends now, huh?

lizzie: what? is that so unbelievable, mophead?

landon: no! that's not what i meant!

lizzie: well, i know something about her that you don't! if i run and leap at hope, she will most certainly catch me in her arms

hope: LIZZIE NO PLEASE I AM HOLDING COFFEE *dropping her coffee mug and catching lizzie*

lizzie: see, hobbit?

landon: you do realize that hope is shorter than both of us, right?

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landon, staring lovingly at hope: love is in the air

mg, winking at lizzie and wiggling his eyebrows suggestively:

lizzie, spraying febreeze and holding her shirt over her nose: not anymore

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[police sirens going off in the distance]

josie, who has never done anything illegal in her life: they found me

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depression: you can't just drink tea and do a face mask and expect me to disappear

hope, painting her nails: haha what? can't hear you over all this self care

depression: seek proffesional help

hope, putting lemon slices in her water: LMAO BET

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josie wants everyone to think that she is such a perfect princess just because she is tall and glamorous and has tanned skin and curves everywhere. and now i am complimenting her. and kind of turned on

- penelope park

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clarke: oh please! you wouldn't hurt a fly!

josie: you're right! because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. you however, i would maim