PurpleEnvelopes

I write what I feel. Feel free to disagree.

[purpleenvelopes]

“I am the only 10 while everyone else is an 8.”

- Kim Seokjin

[jimimn]

taehyung’s birthday week  day 4: relationships → soulmates ♡   ❝one day when this cheer dies down, stay.❞

(credits in source)

[taeyungie]

same Hobi, same

[bts-twts]

201230 Hoseok’s Tweet

홉필름 지분율 80프로 주인공 #HappyTaehyungDay

The main character of Hope Film with 80% of the shares #HappyTaehyungDay

(T/N: i.e. Hobi has the most photos of Taehyung in his phone gallery)

Trans cr: Amy @ bts-twts © Please credit when taking out

[purpleenvelopes]

How the Grammy CEO found out BTS was nominated.

(Intern rushes in)

Intern: Sir this just in, BTS just dropped another album!

CEO: Again? Didn’t they just release one? The one about explosives and Michael Jackson...

Intern: You mean Dynamite the single sir.

CEO: Yes Dynamite! Didn’t they just make #10 in the 200 a week ago?

Intern: Actually sir it was #1 in the Top 100 category. The first all Korean band.

CEO: 🤔Really? I’m sure there were others.

Intern : Nope, they’re the first.

Assistant: Well we’ll have to milk the hell out of this one won’t we! 😌

CEO: You 👆intern! Send an email to their company asking if they want a Grammy Interview.

Intern: But sir-

CEO: And while you’re at it see about a stage collaboration with that Mexican guy, you know the rabbit.

Intern: You mean Bad Bunny sir? Also he’s Puerto Rican...

CEO: Tomatoe, tomato, neither speak English so it will be a hit with our global audience. I can taste the money now.

🤑💰🤑

Assistant: Yes! And if I recall our view count last year was the best we’ve had in years!

Intern: Sir if I may be direct, maybe using BTS for clout isn’t the best route to go this year. You remember ARMY was so pissed they had us trending as “Scammy’s” for almost 4hrs.

Assistant: 😬 Truuu. Not sure how many times we can have them present an award before one of those brats keys my car...

Intern: Maybe we should give them their own slot this year! 🤗

Assistant: ...

CEO: ...

Both: Bahahahahahah 🤣

Assistant: You silly child, everyone knows solo slots are only for people that are NOOOMINATED. 🙄

Intern: But sir they are nominated...

CEO: ... Pardon?

Intern: They’re also the only actual “group” in the category, the rest are collaborations. YOU WERE A PART OF THE BROADCAST!

CEO: Was I?

Intern: 🤡

CEO: Well... that’s going to be hard to explain to all those people that gave me money.

Intern: EXCUSE M-

At least we got one. No matter what happens the Grammys are corrupt & racist and will always snub people of what they deserve. Someone on the board is going to snitch and I can’t wait to see it. In fact she already did and they fired her 🙃

P.S. nothing against other artists, Im big supporters of most of them. Just making a point. I bought everyone that should’ve had a nominations’ album.

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Boss: See anything interesting yet?

Dispatch: Hwasa’s still in the sex shop sir. Oh wait- she just purchased a strap-on and handcuffs.

Boss: W-wait are you serious?

Dispatch: LOL! Nah I just wanted to see if you were believing all that bullshit going around. 😂

Boss: Hahaha right. Bullshit. ( wipes sweat and deletes story) So where’s Jimin?

Dispatch: Last I checked he was with Jungkook.

Boss: 🙄 What else is new?

[love4hobi]

2021 season’s greetings - bts goes retro

[purpleenvelopes]

If they release a limited edition VHS im DONE. Also Hobi doing the crip walk makes me want to battle. I love this!

[jimimn]

i have no words sdfghjk

[purpleenvelopes]

That dramatic friend when you go shopping 😂

[sugajimin]

RETRO YOONGI YES PLEASE

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Our cool kid 😎

[mimibtsghost]

THIS RETRO CONCEPT BY BTS FOR  2021 SEASON’S GREETINGS PREVIEW PHOTOS MADE 2021 A BETTER YEAR AND IT’S NOT EVEN HERE YET!!

[purpleenvelopes]

Im looooving this.

[purpleenvelopes]

This is how I will be everyday until Biden is sworn in. 71 Days.

[purpleenvelopes]

I think this concept photo will really hit home with a lot of people. Literally. They’ve been forced to work from home and only dressed from the waist up because freaking zoom is all we do now. Jk’s entire fit looks it can be either sleepwear or outerwear depending how you feel. It’s actually kind of depressing to think about but if Tae came up with these visuals then he is spot on with the mood of 2020.

This set up also looks like how a lot of oldies albums were created. In a house in the middle of nowhere, or someone’s garage, living room, or bedroom with live instruments. Dirty and I’m here for it lets goooooooo! 🤗

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The whole nation fighting over BTS future

BTS be like... So what yall wanna eat?

[bwijoon]

taehyung’s canoe adventure (© nabinunaya twt)

the bestie:

[jung-koook]

“15 is quite young. Back then I didn’t really have a sense of identify, and there were difficulties because I had started at such young age. I met J-hope, RM, Suga, Jin first. Then V and Jimin joined us later.”

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Just hearing him talk really makes me appreciate all of them even more. The fact that he turned out as well as he has starting so young, with so many temptations, and opportunities for people to take advantage of them is a testament to how special they are individually. It literally takes one person to fuck something up and having all that money and influence they’ve all somehow managed to stay decent human beings with good values. Also I’m so happy they just let each other be themselves. Like I’m sure the company wasn’t expecting Jimin & Jungkook to get tattoos or Yoongi to cuss out the industry, but they all just accepted that they are who they are and if people have a problem then ‘we don’t need you cause it’s not changing’ and I am existing for it. Bless them. 💜

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On a side note despite how awkward it was initiated I’m glad they had a chance to talk things out. Tae looked like that was on his heart for a while. Jk seemed relieved to finally talk too but was waiting on Mr. Kim to feel ready. Even the closest group has trouble communicating lol. Proud of you!

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You can tell Tae and Jimin are high school best friends cause of how they set JK up.

Jimin hit em with that “oh would you look at that, Is that an empty chair? Why don’t you sit for a second while I go check on something!”

(Whispers to Tae) “you owe me bitch.” And walks away. Smh