You want kids? Well, I am Mother

Morgan | 28 | fag/bitch

[valtsv]

i was put on this earth as a reminder that you can always be annoyinger and weirderer

[valtsv]

and still beloved

[nemfrog]

The Blue Snake. The Naturalists Companion containing drawings with suitable descriptions of a vast variety of Quadrupeds, Birds, Fishes, Serpent and Insects. 1810. Illustrated by Kenelm Henry Digby.

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[enba-and-luka]

I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before

[suigintou]

foresees your doom but doesnt say anything

[hornworts]

Advertisement for studded Crisco can covers by P.C. Leathers, c 1980s

[forgivenessissupposedtobeearned]

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

[rotato-potato]

the odyssey this the odyssey that you guys odda see black sails one of these days

[diotimas]

zero stars for nolan because odysseus, on his journey home to ithaca, was NOT visited by a ghost that tells him that once he reaches his home, once he slays all his enemies and sets his house in order he must do one last thing before he can rest. the ghost does NOT tell him to pick up an oar, walk inland, keep walking, until somebody mistakes that oar for a shovel. for that would be the place that no man has ever been troubled by the sea. and that's where he'd find peace.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[furryprovocateur]

if you're a sufficiently faggy loser you shouldn't have to pay for anything ever

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[hoppip]

Big world! With its valleys and nooks!

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[beaft]

went on a pottery date and painted a little 🐇 (he's playing a rauschpfeiffe)