You want kids? Well, I am Mother

Morgan | 28 | fag/bitch

[valtsv]

i was put on this earth as a reminder that you can always be annoyinger and weirderer

[valtsv]

and still beloved

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[beaft]

went on a pottery date and painted a little 🐇 (he's playing a rauschpfeiffe)

[konoko]

[tetrameryxx]

An interpretation of a hippocampus done for @doxiedreg

Obviously very sea horse inspired!

[pmamtraveller]

"Dreaming of the Blue Tiger" by Jester Pepita

[weepingwidar]

Andrea Joyce Heimer (US-American, 1981) - A Bear Sighting Was The Most Coveted Sighting Of All, For Its Danger And Hulk, And For Its Rarity. One Night While We Slept In My Grandmother's Tin Can Trailer, A Bear Got Tangled In The Brush Pit For A Time And We Listened To It Grumble In The Dead Of Night. It Occurred To Me The Bear Was Having An Off Day. My Grandmother Slept With A Loaded Gun, But She Always Pointed Out It Was For The Two-Legged Animals, Not The Four-Legged Ones. I Used To Have A Dream Where Bears Clambered Through My Stables. Now, I Have Two Bears Who Come To My Yard. I Tell Them Things And They Go On Their Way, And I Go On Mine. These Are Just Some Thoughts I Have On Bears. (2026)

[roostercrowned]

[Sarah McLaughlin’s Angel playing] Every day, tens of people pick up a Realm of the Elderlings book mistaking it for the start of a standalone trilogy. They don’t know who the fuck Amber is or why they should care. Where did the dragons come from? Who the hell are Fitz and the Fool and why is their reunion so erotically charged? Well they would know if any editions ever made it clear in their “also by Robin Hobb” page that the goddamn books are chronological and have an overarching plot. Please, help future and potential readers be properly devastated. Give me $5 so i can vandalize library and bookstore copies across the nation with stickers that explain the reading order

[roostercrowned]

1. i can’t spell McLachlan

2. i thought about this so much i ended up making bookmarks. download them print them give them to your loved ones when you trick them into reading rote

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[owochimuwu]

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[fishandshesmygills]

dating apps are embarrassing crushes in real life are embarrassing the only option left is to elope with a tumblr mutual

[antihumanism]

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

[pigeon-toad-deactivated20220513]

Just two normal birds being friends

[deathstars]

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

[deathstars]

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[making-friendos]

New friend 🦒🦒🦒