sugarclit

Jessi, she/her, 24

[melissax7777]

i am such a pervert obsessive freak but its okay because my heart is pure and i'm a girl

[fixed-orientation-deactivated20]

How’s my “pullout game?” You mean the game where you desperately struggle and beg and plead and try your hardest to get me to pull out, and I try to pin you down and cum inside you anyway? I’ve never lost yet. Why, do you want to play?

[sammy-bryant]

SHAWN HATOSY x QUINN

[ovaryacted]

People are upset Jack Abbot told that patient to shut the fuck up in the last episode, meanwhile I’m imagining him saying that to me before he fucks my throat.

[da-pitt]

[himejoshikomaeda]

cats are literally at war with everything ever

[wellwaterhysteria]

no little german boy don’t go into that amateur beatboxing competition!

[wellwaterhysteria]

oh mein gott this room is full of bootzenkatzen

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kaijuno]

[librarycard]

blogging about him isn’t enough. i need to bend him over a table

[ryebreadgf]

heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

[trueshredguitar]

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

[felderwin]

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

[violentdevotion]

need a man who's battling with God

[violentdevotion]

it's only hot if he's losing

[ouroborosmotifs]

i need to grind him into very small grains and then sprinkle him onto my food as seasoning and eat him

[dark-sappho]

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

[e8luhs]

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.