Your Route is Recalculating

[russenhocke]

[cossackia]

average_russian_insurgent.mp4

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

hoyl fuck my sides

[goulashnikov-concern]

I can’t tell whats funnier:

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

-The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it

[gaming-succubus]

The signs as drunk Russians:

Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka

Taurus: Woman in blue jacket

Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman

Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman

Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie

Virgo: Guy dancing with drink

Libra: Cameraman

Scorpio: Guy in camo pants

Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket

Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this

Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed

Pisces: VICE news reporter

[sandandglass]

The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller

[phlvl]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

i wish everything was quieter and softer and less often

[catman5674]

[putitinmybutte]

[bluesick]

[whitepaperquotes]

[thebestoftumbling]

HELLO SMALL COW

[orangevegan]

*SNIFF SNIFF*

[transmasculine-spock]

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

[misdreavus]

[bitchspell]

I need this here

[sasaq]

[putitinmybutte]

the lie

what I expected from my 20's: i look great in this suit, i carry my bag from my elbow wow, sip some nora jones mineral water, direct debit bill payments

what the fuck im getting: if i cannot eat it or fuck it i refuse to put on these sweatpants, who dis new phone, donald trump

[emilyblunts]

[mustardtigress]

[cheese24k]

[bube-tube]

this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING

[catbountry]

That’s one hell of a Rube Goldberg machine.

[hypotheticalwoman]

all good rube goldberg machines contain a live animal

[silasbctwinss]