still dead after all these years

Ruby + 24 + Canada

[mongo-the-liensis]

Book 5: A summary

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[valkwise]

"Oysna is a 'winnower,' tasked with coaxing the reluctant dead from their bodies. He meets Ifris, a young barmaid, whose guardian has recently died..."

WHISTLE AND I WILL COME HOME is a WIP visual novel i'm working on with my husband.

I post process for this project (among others) on my patreon. Patrons can play a ~20 minute test/demo of the game’s first chapter.

[ohcorny]

this rules and you should absolutely check it out

[sacred-portal]

[kragehund-est]

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[marisatomay]

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

[justsomeguycore]

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

[justsomeguycore]

my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared

[femmehorror]

Heard lesbians like them

[marcelthemoon]

I'm free this Saturday for anyone to treat me like this

[spitblaze]

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[radioinactivity]

people just don’t lie like this on this website anymore we’ve forgotten our culture

[ecrivainsolitaire]

stolen from reddit

[donotmindme1]

I'm of the firm belief that if companies charge you excessively while not providing suitable alternatives, you should pirate. I'm of the firm belief that in the age of dying physical media, one must buy physical media and pirate digital media. If they want to charge you a lot for every little thing, they should expect their audience to not pay.

[ckret2]

If i had an evil doppelganger i would simply invite it to come live with me. if i can get a wfh job so can it, i'll even let it borrow my resume. Cut our housing costs in half. Double our odds of getting chores done because we each know the other is Watching And Judging if we don't do the thing we said we were gonna do. Way easier to make the bed. Write twice as fast by trading off outlining and drafting. Sure i'd occasionally lose some sleep from holding my bedroom door shut at 3 a.m. while it tries to force its way in to murder me, but what roommate is perfect

[jovialgnomejpeg]

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

[etchif]

[etchif]

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

[eruhamster]

[kaban-bang]

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea