*constant internal screeching*

choo choo

[postpresence]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[putridimp]

"John Latte, M.D."

"You're a Medical Doctor?"

*hides Metal Detector*

"Yes"

[covid19-culture]

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

BA BA BA

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[lavenderbby]

[soo-deactivated20220919]

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

Can't afford the billions for healthcare.

Can't afford the billions for climate change.

Can't afford the millions for hungry families.

Corporations shitting their pants? Need more tanks we don't use? Fuck yeah, here's a trillion.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[matissethecatto]

haute couture

[bundibird]

They’re the same picture

[viir-tanadhal]

Hmm……

[imgonnasayitnow]

@mvmvmvm

[iamdangerace]

It’s in the eyes.

[healingsuggestions]

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

[3dfilm]

me talking to the dinosaur pellet i just put in a glass of water

[fuckyeahasexual]

Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.

….

…

is that true??

Holy shit!!

[singing-sorrowless]

Not only that, some anthropologists think that cooking is what MADE us human- as in the ability to consume large amounts of EASIER-to-digest calories (with all the pathogens killed off and the tough cell walls broken down) is the thing that allowed us to devote evolutionary energy to growing larger brains, and solidified the beginnings of communal human civilization. Have you seen how many hours a day pandas spend chewing on raw bamboo? Cooking let us take a shortcut so we could evolve in other ways. Especially bread, bc it’s a lot of caloric energy packed into a portable chunk you could take with you for days and days. Also in order to have bread you have to have grain farms, so bread (and beer, also made from grains) sort of catalyzed humans settling down into centralized permanent settlements. So cooking (and eventually farming) didn’t just help us physiologically evolve into our current form, but also shaped our social structures from the beginning. You should watch the Michael Pollan documentary “Cooked,” on Netflix! It’ll rock your world.

Source: “What makes us human? Cooking, new study says,” National Geographic

[carnival-phantasm]

Go grandpa!

[tianatwitty-deactivated20141228]

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The older you are the more severe “I don’t have time for this” gets