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⁂ 30, bi, she they🦂⁂ 🧿

[bugshroom]

they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

[felderwin]

Imagining a universe where Astarion is like a halfling or something and we’re all making posts like “if Astarion was an elf you guys would finally gaf about him”

[hotgirlmeg]

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[dark-magician-girl]

[jenheadjen-deactivated20240221]

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

[karnalesbian]

2018 lebron could have done it

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[kyotoprotocols]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[3000s]

[orcboxer]

I kill your grandad's foes

[lokaror]

They die incredible

[rebelculture]

[cher-ryz]

“I was cast into it” - Astarion

[sacred-portal]

[person918x]