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[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[mytearsrricochet]

happy pride month

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[serrantsaloto]

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Hey no bc wtf

[crabussy]

there's a green party petition if you don't want our priceless ecosystems to be sold for private companies to do as they please!! pretty sure you don't have to be from aotearoa to sign.

it takes less than thirty seconds to sign!

[save-the-child-qamar]

Please don't scroll past this message. It breaks my heart to think someone might see this post and ignore my plea without offering even a single word of support during this difficult time.

[save-the-child-qamar]

I am writing this with a heavy heart for my baby girl, who is only two months old. I recently took her to the doctor because her inner eyelids looked unusually pale, and I was absolutely devastated by the diagnosis: she is suffering from severe malnutrition.

[save-the-child-qamar]

My little girl is in grave danger. 💔

The doctor explained that the severe malnutrition I endured during my pregnancy due to the famine is the root cause, and she now desperately needs medication. As a heartbroken mother, I am pleading with the world: please donate. Your help could save her life. 🙏

[coolasice1991]

VERIFIED ✅ #53 on the @/gazavetters fundraisers list.

No donations yet!

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet

[pygmy--tyrant]

craziest thing btvs has done so far is make me really like willow's boyfriend even though i KNOW she later turns out to be a lesbian. why am i rooting for them. why's he kind of my goat

[bireggiemantle]

my favorite genre of riverdale promotional image is cast photo where cole sprouse is the only guy squatting in a very noticeable and out of place way like

why is this his default pose? is he choosing it? is he being told to squat? why is nobody else on his level? literally iconic and beyond reproach

[fealtypledger]

merlin 2008 is a cautionary tale about accidentally becoming too important at work. which in extreme cases can end in doomed yaoi

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Listen the Labrynth of Gedref is a great episode and all but why the hell did they give them the shortest table and some stumps to sit on?

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Like how am I meant to lock in to the serious predicament when they're sat at the children's table at the family function?

[pygmy--tyrant]

experienced the pleasure of a highly specific compliment today when i got thermoplastic fangs made for me for a show and my friend who was making them was delighted to find i apparently have small teeth that are very easy to mold to. she also praised that fact that i did 'the best' wide snarl that let her work much easier than with everyone else. and the fact that i knew which teeth were which in my mouth

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[illushika]

[godlessondheimite]

i often hear actors and singers referred to as “interpreters of sondheim” but i’ve never heard anyone referred to as an “interpreter of webber.” the reason for this is obvious but i still find it funny

[cuartosol]

blue 💙

[impishglee]

every time buffy summers white knuckles her emotional regulation like a soldier on the battle field bc she is trying to be patient and considerate to the people in her life who continue to fail to understand the situation she is in. i freak out. buffy you deserve to freak out. buffy you are too kind, too forgiving, too gracious.