i want ike to grate me like a block of cheese

mizu/max | he/him | i would give my life for @caminoka | i follow/like/reply from gayhems | icon by sakullise

[ohprcr]

royal kids 👑✨

[princessmacedon]

somebody said this video with macedonk siblings @macedonking

michalis: let me see what you have maria, running fast: a knife! michalis, running faster: NO

[hetcharacteroftheday]

The Heterosexual Character Of Today Is:

Ike from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance & Radiant Dawn

[slurwords-deactivated20190608]

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Reinhardt. That perfect +ATK boon. Those miniscule hands. The red-nuking tome of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Reinhardt pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would IntSys create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

[fortressdraciel-deactivated2018]

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Reinhardt. That perfect +ATK boon. Those miniscule hands. The red-nuking tome of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Reinhardt pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would IntSys create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

[knightproof-remaking-deactivate]

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Reinhardt. That perfect +ATK boon. Those miniscule hands. The red-nuking tome of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Reinhardt pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would IntSys create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

[pykas]

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Reinhardt. That perfect +ATK boon. Those miniscule hands. The red-nuking tome of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Reinhardt pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would IntSys create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.

[radiant-nasir]

matthew finally gets tired of my incompetence and begs me to give up my Esteemed Position as Tactician

[pykas]

[ohprcr]

☀️☀️☀️ study with reference

[geminid]

first pic is something from last year that i finally picked up again (11 months later)

second is a picture I drew after seeing everyone get leo and takumi’s supports in feh!

[mordredbi]

hi im arc and i helped to start clermit and im about to hit my next hundred may i get a promo (i’ll check likes and rbs to follow back)

[hotandcoldaf]

Letting Matthew die: pretty much the most depressing thing the player can directly affect in FE7, and a pretty strong contender for most depressing thing the player can directly affect in the entire series, if you ask me.

[19u2119hqhdkqzglagwja81-deactiv]

@pklucky :)

[pykas]

very hard spot the different

[hoskky]

More cuties because I can. 

[hoskky]

‘He is small and I will smother him in my affection while he’s working’. 

[fireemblemtcg]

fecipher twitter, 5-9-2017: “Aspirant Fujin Yumi, Kiragi”

[Card Showcase] The Fujin Yumi - the sacred weapon usable only by his father Takumi, who vanished in a mysterious enemy’s invasion - was suddenly thrust upon him. “I haven’t hit anything with it yet, but that doesn’t mean I’m giving up!” With the bow he once aspired to in hand, Kiragi wants nothing more than to search for his father. Now, his strong spirit invites a battlefield miracle! (Illust. Kokon Konfuzi)

Card stats/skills:

B10-063HN Aspirant Fujin Yumi, Kiragi Sniper/Cost4(3) White/Male/Bow 60ATK/20SUPP/2RNG

“Did you see me do it?! Just like Dad used to do!”

[DV] Whirlwind [ACT] [ONCE PER TURN] [Flip 1 orb face-up] Until the end of the turn, all allies gain range 1.

Wild Wind [ALWAYS] If you have 1 or more face-up orbs, attacking <Bow> units gain +10 attack.

Anti-Fliers [ALWAYS] If this unit is attacking a <Flier> unit, this unit gains +30 attack.

Illust. Kokon Konfuzi

More Fire Emblem Cipher Series 10 translations!

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

Already did one for him earlier, but since you asked so nicely, here are a few more! @gerome

[pykas]

babie,,

[blackstar]

SIRI DOES MY HOT BOSS QUALIFY AS AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD

[askprincesshinoka]

hello hinoka! how did you get a computer

UH… don’t tell leo