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kiiraes

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

kiiraes

batmanshole

hi i hope this is ok to add on to but here are some i noticed you didn’t have also my phone is running at like 2fps trying to type this so i hope this goes through…

onnaise-blog

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

may

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

nn-ee-zz

The first depiction of Mary and Jesus

nn-ee-zz

Before thousands of artworks made by hundreds of masters in the span of centuries, it’s clear that the first drawing was made by the hands of a child who just loved his mom

#oh my god #im gonna cry #catholic posting

markiplieroncesaid

Markiplier 67 incident

#six seveeeen #markiplier e #markiplier

viralfrog

tieflingkisser

#anti ai #hidden ai #fuck ai

void-of-existence

HE KNOWS OH MY GODS

I SCREAMED ALOUD

#bloodymary canon lmao #bloodymary #iron lung #project hail mary #markiplier #ryan gosling

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

aidenhartewrites

On Instagram, someone made the argument that trans men should use the women's bathroom because they can't use urinals.

Y'all really know NOTHING about trans men, do you?? 😭

transfemme-shelterdog

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Also, STPs exist.

zk-j

And even if they can't... Do male bathrooms not have any toilets at all anymore??? what.

transfemme-shelterdog

Nah, everyone who uses men's washrooms all shit in urinals

Shows you how much you know

scoffs

constant-state-of-self-discovery

Pause

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

HOW

transfemme-shelterdog

The movie Raw has a guided tutorial. It's how my husband learned how to pee standing up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_(film)

metalheadspiderv2

Step 1: put toilet seat up (if applicable)

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

As with every unfamiliar stp method, I recommend trying in the shower until you have a good enough feel for it to not piss your pants or all over the floor.

transfemme-shelterdog

#hashtag pissing

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve started using chewing sticks to brush my teeth and tbh I’m surprised that zero waste people aren’t all over these things.

Chewing sticks are basically sticks from specific trees that you strip some of the bark off, chew to loosen up the inner fibers, and then brush your teeth with said fibers. You cut off the fibers every other day and strip off more bark so the sticks also force you to keep replacing your toothbrush a bit better than normal ones do because you’re literally whittling them down to nothing over time.

No toothpaste required because the sticks naturally have fluoride in them and being, you know, sticks, they’re biodegradable by nature. So no plastic from the toothpaste because there is no toothpaste and no plastic from the stick because it’s a stick.

Some brands sell them wrapped in plastic but you know, not all of them do that. And you can get a reusable container to put them in when you’re not using them.

But because zero waste people are super into finding complicated ways to reduce plastic usage I was surprised I’ve never heard of these things being discussed in the zero waste YouTube channels I’ve watched. They talk about like bamboo toothbrushes and refillable toothpaste and whatnot. Not chewing sticks.

I’m using them because I can just keep one in my pocket in its little container and they’re super stiff and my gums need strengthening according to my hygienist. (Note if you decide to use these things your gums might bleed the first few times because the fibers are so stiff)

I’m not really using them for environmental reasons but they seem like the sort of thing that extreme tree huggers would like. But no, the only people using chewing sticks seem to be me and people trying to make sure they don’t accidentally swallow toothpaste during Ramadan.