Q2Q Comics

That Person What Does That There Tech Theatre Webcomic

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Q2Q Comics #560: Surprises

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Q2Q #559: Hey Valentine, Pt. 2

[olreid]

this is almost certainly a post ive made before but when a character's grief is so strong it fully alters the form of the narrative itself... moby dick being so much longer than strictly necessary because ishmael's grief made him stall for time in the telling of the tragedy... harrow the ninth being in second person because harrow was so grief-stricken that she herself was not capable of making narrative sense of the events of the novel and so someone else had to do it.... do u know what i mean

[olreid]

ok WAIT. SO TRUE

[q2qsteeb]

James Joyce’s Ulysses is this but with Alcohol. They get so drunk it becomes the script of an unstageable play in the middle. After that they can’t manage narrative at all so it becomes a Q&A culminating in a great big dot instead of words.

[unexpectedtexture]

Scene: The carpenters are sorting several large pieces of black scrim, deciding what would work best as masking.

Me: “Aaaaayyyy, good to see you lads don’t de-SCRIM-iminate!

[perpetuallight]

That’s BORDER-line funny.

[darksideofthecurtain]

DROP the puns before you get TRIPPED UP while you LEG it out of here. Don’t even try to TEASER me or TORMENT me.

[perpetuallight]

The MASKED bandit strikes again. Bring in the CARRIERS.

[darksideofthecurtain]

They are a mighty TRAVELLER, a black shadow across the stage bringing darkness to the STAR DROPS and terror to the 4 WINGS of the stage.

[perpetuallight]

Could be of GERMAN or AUSTRIAN descent, CYCologists perhaps.

[darksideofthecurtain]

With deviousness like that, I would guess a VENETIAN, scrawling itself across the the PROSCENIUM, leaving its TAG LINES graffitied from TAB to TAB.

[perpetuallight]

It takes a CURTAIN kind of person to do something like that. Don’t get VELOURED into the trap. Be vigilant; don’t fall into the ‘out of sight(lines), out of mind’ mindset.

[darksideofthecurtain]

We all know that once you go OLIO you never go BACKDROP. But I am tied of being being held back. The MUSLIN will come off, I will pull out my PIPE POCKET and go all WEST COASTING up on here.

[unexpectedtexture]

This’ll teach me to pun and immediately go to sleep… This… This is what I wake to… Y'all really ROSE to the occasion…

[darksideofthecurtain]

We take our puns seriously here in the Canadian techblr. We always give 100% FULLNESS

[darksideofthecurtain]

Puns so bad, nobody want to touch them with a 10’ JACK BRACE.

[q2qsteeb]

Q2Q Redrew 49: Actors Happened To It

[stagefoot]

Ok listen

If you’ve finished your preshow checklist and you’re waiting for the show to start, and a little voice in your head tells you, ‘Nah, you don’t need to pee, you’re fine!’

Do. Not. Listen!!!

That voice is the devil. Don’t listen to the devil, listen to me: go pee.

[darksideofthecurtain]

Always PSP. Pre-Show Pee

[stagefoot]

@darksideofthecurtain YOU CALL IT THAT TOO???? I thought it was just me! (Privately. In my head. And here.)

But it’s so true!

[q2qsteeb]

Places starts with a Pee.

[stagefoot]

Me @ Past Me: Why did you label this cue that way? Unhelpful.

[q2qsteeb]

Some of my students have a knack for being at once extremely descriptive and utterly unhelpful.

[chavisory]

“Becky has some regrets. Those regrets being that we told the designers yes.”

[q2qsteeb]

Q2Q Redrew #45: Burning Through Gel

[stagefoot]

Ok listen

If you’ve finished your preshow checklist and you’re waiting for the show to start, and a little voice in your head tells you, ‘Nah, you don’t need to pee, you’re fine!’

Do. Not. Listen!!!

That voice is the devil. Don’t listen to the devil, listen to me: go pee.

[stagefoot]

I just push my little buttons when they tell me to 🥺

[ultrafacts]

[osha-official-the-sequel]

BAD IDEA BAD IDEA

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[soundssimpleright]

The feedback bit is inspired.

[titaniagigante-deactivated20210]

Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.

[herssian]

sorry, i can’t show more art because it’s under NDA (Not Doing Art) so you understand

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Q2Q Redrew 42: Not Eating Props

[darksideofthecurtain]

So you do a lot of fixture maintenance? Build yourself a cart like this. Smart castors on ALL FOUR CORNERS regardless of how much you want to save money. Spinny carts are good carts. And put a hole in it so you don't have to take your clamps off. Build it at standing desk height.

Have a light on a rack, roll this one over. Light in storage somwwhere? Roll this unit over so you don't have to move a whole rack. Take the light to the workshop or just into the wings, blow your compatriots minds. Bolt a magnetic screw holder on and maybe a toolbag and WHA BAM! Coolest kid on the block.