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Savana | she/her ; they/them | ISFP It’s important to make sure that we’re talking with both ourselves and each other in a way that heals, not in a way that wounds.

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[lesbianralzarek]

i dont see why i cant start a trend, so here goes. lets try to build back our attention spans. lets try to focus on just one thing for as long as possible. lets not watch those "asmr for people with adhd" videos where they fuck up adhd folks even worse. lets resist the urge to reach for our phones when watching a movie. lets read the articles we reblog, even when theyre boring. i know its hard, i have adhd too, but its worth it. i also know that this hard work doesnt always seem super impressive to other people, so id love for yall to tell me in the tags or replies if youve done something, no matter how small, for your attention span. you deserve to feel like youve taken back some of what social media has ripped from you

[lesbianralzarek]

this art by david horvitz changed me as a person. we're attentionmaxxing this fine hot girl summer

[bitchbot3000-deactivated2024121]

Does anyone have fic recs that are basically this tweet 🥺🙏

[murphmurphthejerk]

I feel like baby Zoro would get really angry at baby Sanji at first because he's such a crybaby who won't stand up for himself, but after realizing this kid gets abused all the time he'd go feral over anyone who even looks at him wrong.

So now baby Sanji just follows baby Zoro around everywhere like a puppy and Zoro is like totally fine with it.

Kuina makes fun of him all the time because why is Zoro so invested in this random kid? Zoro doesn't see what's so strange about it and honestly he kinda loves how Sanji cheers on Zoro during his spars with Kuina. Even though he loses every single time Sanji still tells Zoro he's so so cool.

At some point Zoro would tell Sanji to just not go back home and Sanji is now a runaway that Zoro hides in his room. The master finds out eventually, but lets Sanji stay at the dojo even though he's not a student. Sanji helps in the kitchen and is really good at chores so it's a fair trade.

Even though they are definitely a lot nicer to each other in this timeline they are still them so once they get older they start bickering all the time. Sanji starts wanting to "be his own man" at the ripe old age of 13 and starts pushing back and getting angry at Zoro for always fighting for him. Zoro is angry at this and low-key hurt that Sanji doesn't want his protection anymore since that's the only way Zoro knows how to emote.

It all comes to a head one day when the arguing crosses a line and fists (Zoro refuses to use an actual sword against Sanji which makes Sanji even more upset) are thrown. Zoro obviously wins at this point because Sanji has no formal training and it ends with Sanji angry crying.

Sanji basically says he can't stand being in Zoro's shadow anymore and he wants to get far far away from him. Zoro is triggered because Kuina is dead at this point and now the only friend he has left wants to leave too? So Zoro tells Sanji in the coldest voice he's ever used that Sanji should leave then. If he's not around slowing him down and distracting him anymore then he'll get strong enough to achieve his goal in no time.

They both make some dramatic declaration to sever ties and be rivals from now on. They'll each get stronger in their own right and one day when they are gown there will be a battle to determine who is better once and for all.

Sanji packs his things and leaves the village. Zoro refuses to look at him while he walks away. Sanji doesn't look back either.

From then Sanji & Zoro's story go back to the original canon. Zoro trains non stop until he leaves and Sanji still joins a ship to learn cooking and gets stranded on that rock with Zeff. Really the biggest difference is they each have each other in the back of their minds all the time in order to push themselves harder.

When the crew meets Sanji at the Baratie him & Zoro instantly recognize each other, but won't say anything about it to anyone else. Zoro spends the entire time trying to get Luffy to give up on recruiting Sanji. Sanji is even more resistant to joining. However you can only resist destiny so much and Sanji still ends up joining the strawhats.

They never tell anyone about their history and everyone thinks they just have incompatible personalities. If you pay attention though you'll see that they know a bit too much about each other for having just met a couple years ago. The insults seem a little too personal right from the get go.

Zoro will sometimes instinctively shield Sanji during a battle which sets Sanji off. Sanji somehow knows where to look for Zoro when he disappears. Almost like he's had a lot of experience with finding a lost Zoro and can guess which way he would be inclined to go.

When they are both drunk you can find them alone and laughing like hyenas. Whispering and reminiscing about childhood hijinks. If you're lucky you might overhear Sanji say "you're still so cool. it really pisses me off mosshead" and a "Guess you were right about needing me gone to get stronger. I hate thst you were right..." from Zoro.

If you're really lucky you'll overhear "I'm sorry", "I missed you" and "I'm glad we ended up back together."

[hentired]

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

[hydok]

[zackisontumblr]

but ass can be dirty too

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[teaboot]

One fun thing about my town is that about two years ago, our feral rabbit population tripled, and while we mostly had grey rabbits, there were a handful of white and black rabbits as well.

Two years later, it turns out grey rabbits are hard to see on the road, and white rabbits stand out to predators, so now we have a bazillion identical black rabbits roaming the streets like lost souls of the damned

[teaboot]

Fuckign SPOTS YOU

[icarus-suraki]

HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT!

It’s also a year of the water rabbit, sometimes called the Year of the Black Rabbit (because of the association with the color black with water).

They’re being festive. Do not stop them.

[teaboot]

🥳

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[tottelina]

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

[gayteensupreme]

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

[memewhore]

[tenorgender]

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

[darkmacademia]

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‘cherry wine’ by hozier but played on a radio during springtime and you’re outside in the grass by a gentle stream. (headphones recommended) (youtube)

[littlebabycrybtch]

hey full offense but the ‘use the right pronouns even if the person is horrible!’ statements arent made to coddle horrible ppl, its saying ‘dont view correct pronouns as a fucking privilege that can be taken away once people decide you’ve fucked up enough’, misgendering someone on purpose is transphobic no matter what bc it equates transphobia as a ‘punishment’ for bad people, pronouns are a part of baseline human respect, its that simple

[doubleca5t]

If a black person did something horrible, it would still be racist to call them the n word. If a gay man did something horrible it would still be homophobic to call them the f slur. If a trans person did something horrible it would still be transphobic to deadname them, misgender them, or call them the t slur. It’s not that complicated.

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

[qqueenofhades]

Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.

He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.

Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.

In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.

So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.

[flavinbagel]

In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.

Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now:

[theterriblethingabouttulio]

holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit

[kat-witha-k]

This is fucking insane

[brightlotusmoon]

[prismatic-bell]

We found it.

The absolute biggest dick energy,

[penallphe-deactivated20210908]

I am begging y’all. Do not let people force you into having kids. Do not be guilt tripped and manipulated into bringing a child into this world. I’m not kidding. Have that fucking abortion because children are not a walk in the park. Please do not let your biggest regret be an entire human being.

I see parents who had children because it was the “right thing to do” who end up institutionalized because the emotional and psychological strain that comes with raising and loving this whole other human being who is solely dependent on them becomes too much. This isn’t shit I’ve seen on the internet. This is shit I have seen with my own two eyes multiple times.

Please do not bring a child, who did not ask to be born, into this world only to make them suffer. It is cruel and selfish. I am begging. Children are not a must. You don’t need to have children to live a fulfilling life. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Don’t touch my post if you’re going to argue with me.

[kirbyskisses-main-moved-deactiv]

I have said it before and I will say again. Any single possible reason(s) that you have for not wanting a child is a good enough reason to not have a child. 

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

twinks are down 1.25%

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a bear market

[sovietsofficial]

I hate that that statement is actually correct.

[solassitudes]

sometimes it’s better refrain from deep introspection and allow yourself to just be.

[solassitudes]

and by that I mean: I don’t have to sit with myself and overthink and analyze and rationalize every ounce of my being. I am not a case study I am a person. faults and all. like any other person. sometimes I have to look at my mistakes and avoid self flagellation. sigh and learn what I can and move on. remember that I am living, and this is part of the process. free myself of that inner critic. allow myself to be, and try again.