Quilted Kiddos

Various minors from the Quilted System. Account monitored by our System CG - Fen. All inappropriate interactions will be deleted and offending accounts blocked.

[qs-syskids]

Introductions!

This blog is primarily run by the Quilted System’s SysKids. These are all children under the age of 12. (Our teens get their own subblogs which are ALSO monitored by Fen.) Note that we have not included any fictives here who may be underage. The SysKids use “Renna” as their word for Mamma/Papa when talking about Fen as a nonbinary alternative.

Individual introductions are under the cut!

Arkle: he/him; ageslides 5-9

What’s up? I’m Arkle! I’m one of the Triplets - my siblings are Aspen and Avery. I love skateboarding, space, and SpongeBob SquarePants! And sour candy! I’m “rough and tumble” according to Renna Fen - I guess that’s why I’ve always got a bandaid on somewhere. But I’m not a fighter - I’m actually pretty sensitive…

Aspen: they/them; ageslides 5-9

H.hello. I’m Aspen. I’m the middle triplet - right between Arkle, who’s a few minutes older than me, and Avery, who’s a few minutes younger. I love to read - Renna Fen says I’m a very advanced reader for my age. I also like to write my own stories. I’d really like to learn to play the violin someday. I’m really shy and I don’t talk much out loud.

Avery: she/her; ageslides 5-9

Hiiiii! I’m Avery! But sometimes I’m also Magical Girl Pink Bow! I love all things pink and girly and I love love love Magical Girl anime and shows like them! Renna says I’m “high energy” but that’s just fine with me~! I’m the loudest of the triplets. And the youngest. But don’t think that makes me weak! If you mess with my siblings I’ll take you down!

Harper: she/her; 10

Hello; I’m Harper. I’m sort of a loner. I love pretty gardens, tea parties, and princesses. My favorite things are the Secret Garden and Sofia the First. I love floaty dresses. And birds! I’m quiet in person.

Jinx: she/he; 4

Hihi! I’m Jinx. I’m the littlest of the SysKids. Well, other than Bud, but they’re an actual baby so they don’t get to Tumblr! I love Bluey and Sesame Street and rainbows and Duplo and coloring and playing pretend and stuffies! I still use a pacifier sometimes… But Renna says that’s okee cuz there’s no age limit for them!

Kippo: she/frog; 6

🥺👉🏻👈🏻 | 👋 | 🐸 💚💛 | 🔇

Note from Fen: Kippo is a nonverbal child and a trauma holder. She is very, very shy. She really loves frogs and other amphibians. She does not type in words and uses emojis to communicate, though she prefers to use various sticker packs of frogs on Telegram to communicate in person.

Madison: she/her; 8

Heya! I’m Madison. But you can call me Maddie if you want. I’m kinda “stuck” in the 90s/00s. That’s the kind of stuff I like most when it comes to just about everything - toys, shows, foods, activities… I have a big sister in system! Her name’s Alisha. I wanna be just like her when I grow up!

Rowan: she/they; ageslides 7-12

My name’s Rowan. I guess I’m sort of the “feral” kid. I love the outdoors. Playing in the woods, climbing trees, splashing in puddles, hiking, fishing… that’s the kind of thing I like. My favorite show is Hilda on Netflix. I’m always a little dirty, but that’s just Nature!

Zoe: they/she; 10

Hello. I’m Zoe. I’m the only SysKid with my own subsystem. It’s all superheroes cuz that’s what I love most. Superheroes are strong and brave and beautiful and always save the day. And they’ve saved me lots and lots. I’m not like them, though. I’m shy and average and get bullied a lot.

[plushiepalz]

pippy, scrungles, and borris are loving the snow

[qs-syskids]

Omigosh we almost didn’t even see Scrungles in the snow!

[plushiepalz]

sometimes i see people online talk about getting “backups” of their favorite plushie, so when that one is like worn out or gets lost or whatever they have another of the same one. but like…i could never do that? to me even two of the same plushies are different guys lol.

like as a kid a lot of my stuffed animals were from garage sales, and ppl would sell a whole box of stuffed animals for a few dollars, so my brother and i ended up having some duplicates and yeah they were just a new guy, sometimes we’d put a mark on one of them to tell em apart.

and sometimes i see listings online for stuffed animals i had as a kid but i cant just replace em cus its not the same fella

curious if anyone else feels this way at all lol

[qs-syskids]

Madison here! I think I have the best experience to add to this of all the SysKids, since I’m not only a kid, but I’m also “stuck” in the 90s/00s.

Most of the SysKids love today’s toys and plushies. And that’s super rad for them! I love seeing the others loving a new toy! But for me… I miss the toys we had when it WAS the 90s/00s. But that was a loooong time ago now, and we don’t have those toys anymore. We, like most people, got rid of all those sorts of things as the body grew up. Now that we’re self aware as a system, there’s sadness about a lot of things that have been lost through the years.

So, I want replacements of things we had when the body was a kid because those are the things I love and am familiar with. An example - we have a Furby that’s the same one that we got back in the 90s! It’s not the same Furby exactly. I know that. They’re different. But it feels soooo much better to me to have him than to have been given the most recent Furby instead.

One thing I really want is to get a replacement 101 Dalmatians Rolly plush. I have strong memories of sleeping with the one we had. I know that when we get a new Rolly, he won’t be the same. But he’ll have a similar physical feel, which will feel really good for me. And I’ll get to know the new-old friend for who they are! But I feel like cuz we both come from an earlier time, we can help each other out. I won’t be their original kid. And they aren’t my original toy. But we’re together now and we’re gonna be besties for life now.

[qs-syskids]

We sad tonight cuz it Crimmas Eve and there nothing special tonight or tomorrow. Santa won’t come. We didn’t write him dis year.

Is nobody’s fault really. Renna Fen been so busy and worried about everything cuz the body has to have surgery right after Crimmas. And dat ruined a lot.

But we still sad tonight. And we be sad tomorrow too. No presents to unwrap. No cookies baked. Nothing special decorated. Nothing.

-Jinx and the other kiddos

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[qs-syskids]

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Ah, you’d think it be R (ARRR) but a pirate’s true love be the C!

[qs-syskids]

Why is it so hard to find agere content that is both pink and for boys? :/

-Arkle

[quoiquecesoit]

it’s the no notes blanket fort! climb on in

[qs-syskids]

We live here now

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I GOT SOME TECH DECKS!!

I wanna learn to skateboard and rollerblade and stuff so bad! But I can’t because the body is bad and injured right now and we probably have to have knee surgery again BUT I realized I could learn to fingerboard!! So I’m starting with Tech Decks since they were available and cheap!

-Arkle 🛹

[qs-syskids]

As the REPRESENTATIVE of the SysKids, I am here to announce a demand!

WE WANT THE AMAZON HOLIDAY TOU CATALOGUE. PHYSICAL COPY! 😭😭

We could all use different colors of pens and mark the things we like and have cookies and cartoons on while we go through it and it would be so good and cute someone please

-Avery

[qs-syskids]

It’s not fair. It’s NOT!

I’m supposed to be a little boy. And I’m stuck in this adult lady’s body. And it’s chronically ill. It always hurts. It’s weak and…

And it’s not FAIR! I want to learn to skateboard. I want to climb trees. I want to play soccer.

And I can’t. Cuz I’m just an alter. Cuz my body isn’t the way it’s supposed to be.

I hate DID

-Arkle