Walk of Shame

Hi I'm Stephanie. Remember to smile today!

[darkestnighthour]

A teacher dressed up as Drake in Hotline Bling for Halloween 😍

[itsthethiopian]

Too cute 😩

[nefertiti--edgeskinky]

lol….he knows he lived for that

[localstarboy]

The whole room when Kendrick takes over

[afrojane-deactivated20191017]

offended at how on point this is 😩

[dcmcdan]

^^^ hell yea, i was boppin with they ass lol

[konichiwa-gwan]

Staaaaahhhhp 😩 I’d do something crazy like actually learn this 😭😂😂😂

[giftedwithmelanin-deactivated20]

This is magic and art put together

[bayariel]

When your girl gets drunk before you

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mabinatittyyy]

Being called ugly and fat when you’re younger really affects you later in life. Anytime someone tells you you’re attractive your heart drops waiting for them to say they were just joking or following it up with a hurtful comment.

[threesideddream]

anyone else pin their hand between their thighs for warmth and security?

[forsakenlouie]

[thebestoftumbling]

Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes…

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes

[weavemama]

[endless-summer-afternoon]

LMFAOOO

[sinfolk-deactivated20200105]

White on White Crime.

[fleurites]

nick tweeted screenshots of texts he got from james after this too hgfdsfgh

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[slimetony]

[sarahshahipls]

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

[earthdad]

date someone who would eat your butt like how Guy Fieri drinks

[dlubes]

this officially ruined my night

[wedomorrison]

My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me Serious Work Questions but I’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but I

how am I supposed to be professional when his icon is THIS

[mettic]

My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed”

[mettic]

ive made a lot of posts that i honestly hate once they started making notes but this one has absolutely taken the cake of “man i really wish i didn’t make this post” because you dont realize how dumb people get when you start food discourse.

however it was definitely a learning experience. for example here’s some things I learned:

-many people who make hot chocolate with water saw this post and somehow thought that my dad literally thinks they’re the doom of modern america and that this out of text quote from a man they never met was personally directed at them.

-Some people literally had never even had the thought of using milk for hot chocolate. literally flabbergasted. ive had people reply, send asks and even DM in multiple variations of “if it not water than what the else?”. Had one dude actually thank me for introducing the concept of milk for hot chocolate. wild.

-There are just some fucking geniuses on this site. So many inanely smart people hitting me up with things like “ummm OP have you ever heard of… lactose intolerance????” and “maybe some people… can’t afford milk?” I never possibly thought of any of that. man i hope yall felt super smart after that. shame yall couldn’t spend some of that riveting world knowledge on googling “lactose intolerant milk alternatives.” the world will never discover what almond milk is.

-some shit about the difference between hot chocolate and hot cocoa holy god i cannot care

-fungi fucker is something you can call people.

-apparently i should just do whatever the fuck the aztecs/mayans did. obviously the optimal thing to do in the year 2017 is to emulate empires that fell in the 16-17th century. as you can guess the aztecs/mayans used water for their chocolate beverages. some people also liked to remind me cows and therefore milk were basically unavailable in their part of the world during these time peroids, thus forcing them to use water for their chocolate beverages and despite them knowing this they still use water for their hot chocolate. These people are very smart.

-it is acceptable human behavior to send anonymous messages to people telling their dad to “simmer down” over chocolate based beverages.

[transphysics-deactivated2023040]

OMG this is the best summary of the Tumblr Discourse I’ve ever seen.

[funfactcomics]

[quotemadness]

Wasn’t that the definition of home? Not where you are from, but where you are wanted.

Abraham Verghese (via quotemadness)

[sixpenceee]

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

[angelicguy]

this got 100k? jesus

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

this is so woke no wonder