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mark: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

donghyuck: killed without hesitation.

mark: donghyuck, no-

donghyuck: what do you say after you kiss someone?

mark: don't forget to like and subscribe.

donghyuck, memeing: oh hi, thanks for checking in, i'm still a piece of garbage ~

mark, using it as an opportunity to make his move: as somebody who cares deeply about the environment, i am obligated to pick you up. is seven okay?

donghyuck: what if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

mark: go the fuck to sleep.

donghyuck: what gif i don't want to?

mark: i'll clock you.

donghyuck: you're the love of my life, i would do anything for you.

mark: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

donghyuck: forget i said anything.

donghyuck: why is mark so sad?

jeno: he took one of those "which character are you" quizzes.

donghyuck: and..?

chenle: he got you.

mark:

donghyuck:

mark:

donghyuck:

donghyuck: you wanna fuck me don't you.

mark: wait what-

donghyuck: *steals mark's chicken wing*

mark: *angrily slides engagement ring back into his pocket*

mark: i feel like doing something stupid today.

donghyuck: i'm stupid, do me.

donghyuck, banging a pen on a table: this is so annoying!

mark: stop that. how would you feel if i banged you on that table?

donghyuck:

donghyuck: i don't know the correct answer to that question.

mark: as top in this relationship, i think we should-

donghyuck: i can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

donghyuck: do you remember that time mark made a romantic dinner for me?

jisung: he microwaved pizza for himself and you stole it.

donghyuck: to be honest, i would die for you.

mark: you said you would die for a potato chip the other day so don't think i'm feeling special because of that.

donghyuck: then i would kill for you.

mark: you’d kill anyone anyway.

donghyuck: right.

donghyuck: then.. then i would live for you.

mark:

mark: oh shit.

donghyuck: yeah..

mark: h—

donghyuck: bro what if we kissed but like as an april fools

speed dating

mark: wow, people are really shallow with their questions.

donghyuck: consider it a background check. for example, do you have a death certificate?

mark, checking his pulse: sorry, not yet.

donghyuck: good, i'm not fucking a ghost again.

mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

donghyuck: yes.

mark: okay.. may i know what you create?

donghyuck: problems.

donghyuck: heh, you sneeze like a girl.

mark: how about i pound you like a boy?

mark:

mark: that didn't come out right.

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