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He’s innocent!

He face looks like a classic Scooby Doo villain “I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you and that mangy detachable treadmill !”

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This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

monarobot

need this so bad

catchymemes

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

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😭😭😭😭😭

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women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

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and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

a-lil-strawberry

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now

ringwaldhaze

this ^^^^

rosethevoid

I dare you to not reblog this.

fearpact

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

damianmcgintleman

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

strawberrybih

A romantic gesture is sending me cute anime girls that look like me

staff

we warned you about that anime shit

danna644

When Steven Universe makes a sudden comeback after months of hiatus.

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Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

phantomrose96

Okay. Okay real talk here, just for a moment.

“Being born quirkless in a world where most everyone has a quirk of some kind” is a pretty solid premise. Gives us the whole “rooting for the underdog” theme from the get-go. Izuku gets rejected at every turn for wanting more than anything to be a hero, and he’s rejected every time due to having no quirk. I get it. I get that. I see that.

But also, I just need to say, I lose my mind every time I rewatch episode 1. Every goddamn time and it’s strictly because of this screenshot.

These are. These are Izuku’s classmates. The ones pursuing the hero track. Somehow the series’ world-building just glosses over the fact that ¾ of the quirked populace has stupid fucking quirks. That seems important. That’s a big fucking deal. Like Horikoshi could only draw so many background characters before going “fuck it, he’s got fucking stretchy fingers that’s his fucking quirk”.

That fucker in the middle. That fucking stupid snail-boy. What’s he gonna do? Is he gonna spy on villains by looking over a wall that’s one foot taller than he is? “Oh shit boss, he’s looking above eye-level, we’re screwed now boss” It’s called a ladder shit-idiot. Like?? Fuck?! Snail-boy here’s gonna just, make some fucking bolas with his eyeballs? Gonna fucking lasso some villains with his bolas-fucking eyes, this stupid motherfucker? I could punch snail boy in his bitch mouth and I don’t have a quirk.

LIKE

THEY TAKE THE PISS OUTTA IZUKU FOR HAVING DREAMS OF HERO-DOM WHILE BEING QUIRKLESS. LIKE HE’S THE ONLY FUCKER IN THE CLASS NOT CUT OUT FOR THE JOB.

BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS “WONDERFUL QUIRKS”

THIS STUPID MOTHER FUCKER DOESNT HAVE SILLY PUTTY EYEBALLS GUESS HE CAN’T FUCKING SAVE PEOPLE.

hakujiin

Okay so its been one year since the death of grape-kun and I just learned that the artist of kemono friends made an ilistration of Grape and Hululu together with matching blue bands like wedding rings. And the zoo made a cardboard cutout of it and put it in Grapes old enclosure. I’m just ;A;