this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times
Right then, I knew I’d be telling my grandkids about this someday.
a purebread cat
Never forget.
Am I the only that thinks Bucky is going to be the more lighthearted one of the two in the Falcon and Winter Soldier series, cause bro:
Sam looks so annoyed in every scene with Bucky. In this gif, he’s stressed, the “I left my oven on and I’m pretty sure that’s my building burning in the distance” kind of stressed and BUCKY LOOKS LIKE AN ACQUAINTANCE HAPPILY JOGGING ALONG AS UNWELCOME MORAL SUPPORT AND IT SEEMS TO BE CONSISTENT WITH THEM. Even when they’re fighting Peter, Bucky doesn’t grow more frustrated he’s kind of just like, “Damn,” and Sam is like, “mOTHERFUC-”
These situations are among the worst Sam has ever been in.
Bucky? Shit, any day Nazis are not electrocuting him is a fucking great day.
The Signs as Girlfriends
Aries: At first appears shy, but is actually fiercely protective and outgoing, all they need is to feel comfortable and they’ll come out of their shell. Lots of wrestling and neck kisses, able to unhinge her jaw like a snake. Constantly devouring small animals whole when she thinks you’re not looking.
Taurus: Quirky and fun. Lots of hand holding and tight tight hugs. Can sometimes have difficulty voicing how she feels, and so shows affection through actions rather than words. She only feels comfortable speaking in words she has stolen from other lesser girlfriends. Wants her mouth back.
Gemini: More controlling than some people would like, knows all your casual little kinks, idly plays with your hair. Playful bites. Intense skincare routine, made of porcelain, joints bend backwards. During quiet moments you catch her staring dreamily at you.
Cancer: Big sweaters and warm drinks. Constantly wants attention in small ways. Would prefer to just be in the room with you whenever she can. Wants to play video games with you but her claws make it difficult. Sleepy a lot, especially during winter and rainstorms.
Leo: Always taking pictures with you. Super outgoing, loves to show you off to other people, even when it can be awkward. Can be a little jealous, to the point of exploding into a cloud of sentient mist that only leaves bones behind. Never stops flirting with you.
Virgo: Eager to a fault, she never stops wanting to try new things with you. Impulsive and adventurous. Host to a colony of parasitic invertebrates that feed on knowledge. A knack for fixing things and a wellspring of trivia.
Libra: Charming as all hell, content with a simple, classic relationship. Lots of movie dates and night drives. Corny but sincere. Never sleeps. Confused by electronics. Always wearing the same set of clothes. Makes noises like intense radio static when scared.
Scorpio: Hoodie thief extraordinaire. Tons of inside jokes. You feel like you’ve known her forever. Extremely knowledgeable about poisons. Two sets of eyelids. Asks a lot of questions about your blood. Always concerned for your health.
Ophiuchus: Sarcastic, wise beyond her years. No hair due to the burn scars. Good with her hands. Expert marksman. Handmade prosthetic arm. Wanted for piracy. Able to sleep pretty much anywhere.
Sagittarius: Constantly wrapped in a blanket. The epitome of netflix and chill. Can drink you under the table. A good listener. Overwhelmingly strong. Scars from where manacles were branded to her flesh.
Capricorn: Knows a little bit about just about everything. Witty jokes and gentle roasting. Loves hearing about your interests. Pet falcon that watches you all the time. Every member of her family also has a surprisingly well trained pet falcon and owns the same curved sword.
Aquarius: Competitive and carefree. Encourages you to practice your interests. Bites her lip when she sees you. Infectious smile. Brags about you. Refers to you as an endovertebrate.
Pisces: Loves to make you things. Buys you lots of small presents. Loves just listening to you talk. Bio-luminescent blood. Completely prehensile limbs. Very thoughtful.
The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”
japanese gyoza? talented
indian samosas? brilliant
chinese bao? incredible
austrian knoedel? amazing
polish pierogi? showstopping
korean mandu? spectacular
italian ravioli? iconic
tibetan momo? outstanding
american fritters? killer
literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus
Let’s hear it for stuff stuffed with stuff!
bonus points if it’s fried or similar.
If you loved her and want her so badly, you wouldn’t have put yourself in a position to lose her. There are no excuses, you simply fucked up. Don’t try crawling back to people once you’ve realized you couldn’t find better. Move on.
I’ve got a
jra for my jitties
and some
janties for my jussy
This has to stop.
Why are there pockets in the janties?
Obviously to hold my
jondoms
this post is like driving past a traffic accident seconds after it happened
oh to live in the treasure planet universe
oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship