Beth

23, English, Hufflepuff. 🌈 Very competitive for someone who is terrible at most things. Invite me to a fancy dress party and I will win...

[kevinkinky]

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[kinkshaming-butler]

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

[anachronic-cobra]

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

[mothmanismyuncle]

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

[cipheramnesia]

1 800 R U SLAPPIN

[chloebeale]

an accurate representation of my attention span

[theboondocksisters]

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

[saguaroslut]

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

[whatthefuuuuuuccckkkk]

bold of you to assume rapists actually go to prison

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rick Astley probably struggles with lent

[unfortunately-awake]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[unclefather]

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

when someone asks me about my best friend

[busket]

me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something

me at 2 am:

[cant-tellme-nothing-deactivated]

I want to marry someone as funny as me. Imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school

[thenecropantser-deactivated2013]

"pants"

[azziiizz-deactivated20150724]

[adampvrrish]

me walking around my room talking outloud to myself about my current obsessions and giving my imaginary audience an hours long speech about it

[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life