Sixtuple-A

The world is a dumpster fire and I’m making s’mores

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Nananananananana

BAT-MAN!

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Just got told that I give “the aura of eating pussy” and honestly as straight woman I’ve never been so flattered

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but I have never seen an ugly lesbian, like objectively every single one I’ve ever seen is gorgeous

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Oh

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Just got told that I give “the aura of eating pussy” and honestly as straight woman I’ve never been so flattered

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but I have never seen an ugly lesbian, like objectively every single one I’ve ever seen is gorgeous

[once-upon-an-idiom]

Me , my English minor, the twelve page google doc of unfinished poetry that would 1000% get me locked in a mental hospital, and the six wip novels currently sitting in my google docs IMMEDIATELY pre ordered The Tortured Poets Department deluxe vinyl.

I do not now, nor have I ever owned a record player.

My bank account is lucky I managed to talk myself off pre-ordering the cd purely for the shiny bookmark.

Now is not the time reasonable action ladies, now is the time for dramatic overreactions and petty revenge the cops will never be able to trace back to you.

Forget about his tiers, that three wheels thing is a myth anyway. Put him on the Jehovah’s Witness mailing list. hide lemons in his apartment. Use his email to get all those online shopping coupons. He cheated on you at a chili’s there’s no way he can afford to sue

(SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE) (DO NOT GET ARRESTED BESTIE THE’RE NOT WORTH IT)

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UPDATE! I GOT A RECORD PLAYER!!!

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!

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Update 2: guess who got put into intensive therapy! not even the fun kind though, like I had to do a program over FREAKING ZOOM cuz insurance. I had to go to the psych ward over freaking zoom

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I have once again fallen for the classic blunder

I saw another weenier on tumblr.com.

[stillgotscars]

track 5 is called eldest daughter

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Claiming this one RIGHT NOW!

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I have never in my life seen an ugly lesbian which is very unfortunate considering I am a straight woman

[itsgrapes-exe]

musicals as vines

[verbrannt74]

Take this 🦇

[fun-n-fashion]

Is this the face of a bat who would lie to you 🥺

[thememedaddy]

[chewie-santatoast]

[once-upon-an-idiom]

Me , my English minor, the twelve page google doc of unfinished poetry that would 1000% get me locked in a mental hospital, and the six wip novels currently sitting in my google docs IMMEDIATELY pre ordered The Tortured Poets Department deluxe vinyl.

I do not now, nor have I ever owned a record player.

My bank account is lucky I managed to talk myself off pre-ordering the cd purely for the shiny bookmark.

Now is not the time reasonable action ladies, now is the time for dramatic overreactions and petty revenge the cops will never be able to trace back to you.

Forget about his tiers, that three wheels thing is a myth anyway. Put him on the Jehovah’s Witness mailing list. hide lemons in his apartment. Use his email to get all those online shopping coupons. He cheated on you at a chili’s there’s no way he can afford to sue

(SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE) (DO NOT GET ARRESTED BESTIE THE’RE NOT WORTH IT)

[quadruple-a]

UPDATE! I GOT A RECORD PLAYER!!!

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!

[quadruple-a]

Update 2: guess who got put into intensive therapy! not even the fun kind though, like I had to do a program over FREAKING ZOOM cuz insurance. I had to go to the psych ward over freaking zoom

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Why dose water take so freaking long to boil?! I just want my Mac and Cheese!

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For every note this post gets, I will add a sentence to my current WIP.