OMG the fish are eating their own boobs!!!!!!!!!!

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

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ADHD ‘Dolphin minds’ : an extremely relatable thread

[sburb4n]

other ND people can actually connect the dots bc our minds are also going that fast. I’ve had it happen when I was talking to someone jumped, tried to explain, and they were like “no no I get it’s because said x and then you thought about y so z obviously” and man that kind’ve shit is why I dont wanna talk to NTs ever again.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This metaphor is pretty interesting because a Dolphin is and organism meant to move from one source of extremely briefly available source of calories to another extremely briefly available source of calories across a vast and unforgiving liquid desert which is a weirdly apt paralell to what being unable to produce enough dopamine and having to constantly move between sources of stimulation to avoid mentally starving and sinking into the black abyss of depression.

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[thewifeofichimatsu]

You forgot the orange juice on the side

[rubegoldbergsexmachine]

[katsually-deactivated20190930]

the only valid addition to this post

[viostormcaller]

IM CRYING

[catchymemes]

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

[personification-of-anxiety]

[world-of-cats]

[janeplease]

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

[bumblebeebats]

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

[moved--306389]

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

[catchymemes]

[theweirdwideweb]

[thenatsdorf]

Ocelot scritches.

[injuries-in-dust]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[esoanem]

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

concept: billy joel’s piano man fights elton john’s rocket man

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

things to consider

the piano man has a large group of friends

rocket man is alone but has access to high explosives

[quarrion]

Now is this a real world physics fight? Bc I find the notion of looney tunes psysics with the respective items being acme products far more compelling.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wilwheaton]

Big mood.

[platinumsupa]

[poshhyena]

[thenatsdorf]

Female Royal Flycatcher (via)

[unfuckthereallife]

@bagofbirds

[k25ff]

@itsbenedict writes:  #that’s a *female*???#do flycatchers flip the usual plumage signaling behavior for birds#or do the males look even MORE outlandish

And the answer is that, depending on species, the males look about the same, just with different-coloured hats.

Observe.

[epithanyrae]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

it’s important to have a good hat

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[cromerholt]

shitpost

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capitalism is going to fucking murder us all and the world is ending

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furry art

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[dragon-in-a-fez]

[retrogamingblog]