[seabeck]

I burped in her face

[pyreo]

I only just found this dialogue. i cant believe he said this faren this is straight up obscene

[ai-wa]

[freakoutgirl]

Us at this beautiful end to 2025

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[grox]

Oh its black friday lets make itttttttt 20 dollars off somerhing that costs 180 dollars that'll make eveeyrone jerk off everywhere and jiss everywhere over and rub it into the carpet from grinding all over the carpet after nutting

[toopsy]

if i just listen to alive 2007 by daft punk enough times ill be okay

[newsandstuffisee]

[purple-qete]

[purple-qete]

Tonight's update from The Oregonian, the Portland newspaper of record since 1850.

[runawaymarbles]

I think that like. Look. I don't really want to get into an arugment about the ethics of violent action. But I will say that from a stance of pure messaging, going up against black bloc protestors gives law enforcement a chance to look cool and tough and macho. But trying to fight a bunch of guys in inflatable frog suits doing the cha-cha slide makes them look like fucking morons. Especially when they have to go on TV and act like the guys in frog suits are a national security threat. They look like little babies that are scared of sports mascots, and the longer they do it the more support they lose.

[runawaymarbles]

He was in the capitol on January 6th but he's scared of something Seattleites take their children to see every summer solstice.

[weaver-z]

Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!

Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?

[brightwingedbat]

Zommoros is an Antiquary

[ryax-charr]

Here come the Boogie Legion

[mynowherenothing]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[kp2brukgaming]

how my thief looks whenever he steals now

[girlbob-boypants]

Warrior getting the Cooler Warrior as it's elite wasn't on my list but it made me laugh hard enough to hurt my back lol

[normal-horoscopes]

There once was a doctor named Freud

[happy-hudson-deactivated2023083]

who woman preferred to a-void

[whilommm]

bitch loved his cocaine

[normal-horoscopes]

But he couldn't explain

[triggerjolly]

Hatsune Miku vocaloid