Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave
Why do you censor dragon?
Townsfolk may find it scary
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Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave
Why do you censor dragon?
Townsfolk may find it scary
OH WE HAD TO STAN
australia at the eurovision song contest 2019, colourised
no talk with me im angy
i said whoever burned the library of alexandria youâre moms a hoe
âHave you ever actually SEEN an episode of moomin?â
Me:
bucky couldve been the one to put the stones back in place and then change his other timeline so he can get to live a normal life without 70 years of gruesome torture and brainwashing and dehumanizing but sure marvel give steve some parallel universe pussy thats a satisfying ending for sure
Weve got a (kevin) heart for you.
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So we have spent a week listening to âit would be great for Sansa to end up with Theon, because she then wonât be bothered with all that sex stuffâ.
Now we are onto âit would be great for Sansa to end up with Tyrion because it would show she has grown out of the need to be attracted to a man in order to sleep with himâ.
All because she needs to be punished for once having been a teenage girl who wanted to marry a man she was attracted to and have babies. Because, apparently, being happily married is so girly and shallow.Â
Are you freaking KIDDING ME?
Aside from the fact that attraction is an essential part of most consensual, enjoyable on both sides sexual encounters⊠I mean, would YOU (general reading audience) sleep with someone you werenât attracted to? Think about why.
Sansa has never had an opportunity to` sleep with a man sheâs attracted to.
Letâs have a look at her âlove interestsâ on the show
1) Joffrey.
A sociopathic sadist who constantly abused her, emotionally, physically and sexually (constant threats of rape) in full court. Sansa may have been attracted to him initially, but it was only the public image Cersei had carefully crafted for him. Once he ordered Sansaâs fatherâs head cut off, Sansa lost whatever attraction sheâd had for him.
2) Tyrion (for formâs sake)
Letâs leave his physical âshortcomingsâ, including the fact heâs literally twice her age, out of this altogether. Sansa was married to him without choice and virtually no warning. It changed her from political hostage/prisoner of war to political hostage/legal property⊠aka enslavement. Tyrion refused to sleep with her because he knew that; heâs a man-slut, not a rapist. They became friends and allies of a sort because of that - because he (and Shae, mustnât forget Shae) was pretty much the only person in KL who respected her right to say no about anything, including what she ate at teatime.Â
3) Petyr
A master manipulator whose obsession was based on Sansa being a next-generation substitute for her mother. To that end, he orchestrated her fatherâs murder and arranged for Sansa to be tortured and raped to (presumably) deepen her psychological dependence on him.
4) Ramsey
Just in case anyoneâs doubting this entry: repeated rape and torture from a monstrous serial killer. Anyone who would be legit attracted to Ramsey should probably be locked up for their own safety and that of others.
When Sansa told Tyrion that he was âthe best of themâ, and he said âThatâs terrifyingââŠÂ Tyrion meant it. The droll delivery by Dinklage was meant as gallows humor.
Ayra chooses who she sleeps with, and so large sections of the fandom are like, âYay! Arya is claiming her sexuality and owning her desire. What a badass!â
At the same time, large sections of the fandom (probably the same lot) are saying that Sansa has to deny her desire and sexuality.
i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Letâs Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
harry canât duel
harry canât duel
harry cannot duel
he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel
even if heâs dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD
Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:
âHeâs Harry Potter!â
âI know but that doesnât change the fact-â
âHarry! Freaking! Potter!â
âWe still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-â
âWe canât put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!â
âHe only ever uses one spell-â
âYeah, but heâs really good at it.â
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee
Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, âwhy study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyoneâs wands out of their handsâ
the day a dark wizard encounters the word âlanyardâ is the day harry potter dies for real
Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of Englandâs highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.
It is still Englandâs highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.
Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.
Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: âThis is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.â
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