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If you don't have time for a rat how are you going to adopt a cat?

A rat requires a lot of bedding and food. And the cage has to be cleaned. And they need to get out and run around at least an hour a day. Plus, rats are meant to be in pairs. I don’t have the means to keep more than her.

Caesar was never meant to be a pet. She was bought as a feeder rat. But when the snake was unable to catch her, we took care of her. I don’t have the time to be able to watch over her playing so that she doesn’t disappear under the couch and get attacked by my bunny who doesn’t like her.

A cat can run around more independently, don’t require a cage or bedding (bedding is 20$ for a supply that will be useful for more than a week).

A lot of it is that my boyfriend and I don’t have the ability to have the rat out to exercise and play. But, we have a dog that loves cats and she will be able to keep the cat company, whereas the rat was in her cage whenever we weren’t around.

This is something my boyfriend and I seriously thought about. Caesar is my pet, because he just doesn’t enjoy caged animals that are more dependent. I only kept her because I couldn’t bear to think of just abandoning her because she was so young. But, I’ve realized that I’ve been selfish and she’s not getting all the attention she needs.

We both feel we are more knowledgeable to owning a cat because we both grew up caring for them. The rat was a first time thing. And we underestimated how difficult it would be.

We wanted to be able to have a better home for Caesar before we decided to keep the cat.

So there ya go. Not that I have to explain myself to random people on the internet.

#Anonymous

Meet Rudabega. Me and Baby are gonna adopt him! :3

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I've got a wonderful pet rat named Caesar, but she wasn't really planned as she was bought as a feeder rat but the snake was too dumb. I love her. But...

I know I've got some followers that are in Auburn, so click the link to find out more details. I'm trying to rehome my rat, because she wasn't a planned animal in the house and I just don't have the time for her :/ Please share this with your friends and message me here or on Reddit if you or anyone else are interested!

#rat #reddit #pets #auburn #help

These are just a few of my favorite pictures from the What-A-Drag afterparty.

I drank a little too much considering the amount of medication I'm on that says don't take with alcohol. But, I had lots of fun. Kinda reconnected with some people I haven't talked to in a while, namely Garrett, who's in a couple of these.

And Judah, who's not in Auburn anymore. It makes me really sad cause he was probably the closest friend I've had here. We don't talk much anymore, cause he's working and I have school.

But, it was a fun night, with lots of people, lots of laughs, and I'm hoping for another one like it soon.

#me #baby #chris #judah #friends #party #spectrum #what a drag #life

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REBLOG if you want Bianca Del Rio to be America’s Next Drag Superstar!

Do you kik at all?

Sometimes, but I usually don't get the notifications.

#Anonymous

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Frozach Submitted

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I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

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"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

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#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

miceenscene

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

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#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night, Like the softest music to attending ears.”

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THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

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Always reblob

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This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

#omfg #this is great

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Nina Dobrev attends Soho Desert House With Bacardi-Day 3 (13 Aprill)

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i love this more then i really should

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JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

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That is the best description I have ever heard.

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@Vechs So if I'm a princess, I could see Zisteau at my door going "Do you wanna build a dun-geon~" while I sulk in my room

Vetches? Do you wanna build a dungeon? I need something to play You never make stuff anymore Come out the door It’s like you’ve gone away I used to be your pigderp And now I’m not I wish you would tell me why Do you wanna build a dungeon? It doesn’t have to be a dungeon. Go away, Zisteau Okay, bye.

Do you wanna build a dungeon? Or play a prank on PauseUnpause? I think some company is overdue I’ve started drinking brew And fixing all the walls! It gets a little lonely Just an empty map Watching zombies walk by…

Vetches? Please, I know you’re in there The guys are asking where you’ve been They say ‘make maps’ and I’m trying to But I just need you, so let me in We always need each other My mapmaker and me What am I gonna do?

Do you wanna build a dungeon?