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MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
OMFG AUDIO ON MY DUDES
IF YOU’VE NEVER ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT, DO IT AT LEAST ONCE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT
my spotify playlist masterlist for all your quarantine needs
for lazy hazy afternoons
for when it’s past midnight and you need to dance to something trashy and pop
for when you can’t remember why you are still here
for rainy nights where you think too deeply
for when you’re only fifty percent human and the other fifty percent is something more feral and monstrous
for anxiety attacks and breakdowns
for when you only want to listen to sad white men singing about sad things
for when you’re drinking soda and the bubbles make your nose tingle
for feeling weightless
for when you’re walking on an uneven pavement and the sun is beating down your neck
for simultaneous crying and bopping
for when one more sad song might make you scream
for your bruised and tender soul
for pretending you’re in an upbeat indie electropop band with your three best friends and you’re all gay
for unconventional alternative love songs
for when you need a reminder of what living feels like because everything feels grey
for pretending you can afford all the things you added to your cart on sephora
for when you’re breaking your own heart
for drifting off into another world at night
for when you’re feeling stuck but also hopeful but also tired but also excited
for when you need your heartbeat to slow back down
for believing in love again
for daydreaming on a hillside under a soft sunset
for when you realize she has the most beautiful smile and looking at it hurts
for when you need the warmest coziest hug
for feeling as small as dust and as infinite as the universe, all at once
for when your heart needs to feel soft and easy and happy
for seeing the person you’re in love with and realizing you need to let them go and start moving on
for when you feel like you’ve been set on fire
for putting on makeup in the morning even though it feels like there’s no point but also you just want to look really fucking cute for no reason
for when you need to be eased into pulling yourself together
for summer days laying outside on your front lawn daydreaming about lemonade
for pretending you’re a depressed mermaid who lives in the arctic ocean
for when you’re daydreaming about the future so that you can forget for a moment how unhappy you are
for being transported back to 2012 when you were trashy and emo and cringey as hell
for staring in the mirror in the dark and thinking about the experience of womanhood
for punching walls and smashing people’s heads in
for cutting fruit to make into a cobbler because fuck you want to eat something cozy and comforting then
for when things are … not going quite how you thought they would
for when your life feels like an actual movie and you need to soundtrack it
for unwinding from a stressful day
for when you feel like a ghost running through a forest while it’s raining and foggy
for when you actually yell back for the first time and the adrenaline pumps through your blood
for when it’s raining outside and you’re staring out the window longing to run in the rain but instead you’re stuck inside
for feeling like you’re right inside of a black hole
for when you’re anxiety says something stupid to you and for once you know it’s wrong and you fight back
for when you need to feel bigger than what you are in that moment
for when you put your trust in someone and you’re terrified
for feeling inexplicably sad and upset and lonely
for knowing it’s okay to cry
for when it’s late at night and you can’t stop thinking about him
for haunting unholy songs that help you pretend that you’re a demon
for breathing properly, just when it feels like you’ll never be able to again
for feeling unformed and unfinished and unknown
for almost being at peace but something is nagging at you
for just really needing to hear james blake’s voice
for when you love someone so much but you can’t talk to them because the words don’t come out
for being a teenager at the fucking-things-up-and-breaking-rules stage of a coming-of-age film
ITS MY BIRTHDAY, PUNKS
So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
I named him chicken nugget
Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright
So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around
update hes entirely yellow now
i made him a tube room
hes crawlin all over the place checking it out
its happening
False alarm he moved a bit This guy
??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna
whats he doing
its happening part 2 For Real This Time
chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway
i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone
sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now
hes been chillin like this for a couple days
hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉
we believe in you, chicken nugget
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
Who wants a zombie apocalypse story with a minor league baseball player as the lead.
Sanders mini-experiment.
Will Logan Sanders still be (by fandom def.) sexy if I remove one thing. Let’s find out.
Logan Sanders without a tie.
thanks i hate it
remove roman’s sash. remove virgil’s hoodie. remove patton’s cardigan. go the extra step.
Roman w/ out his sash.
Some people wanted him without his eyeshadow. Here you go:
One boy, one job.
Can we get a retail AU?
I ship Target Patton and Best Buy Logan. It’s called “store-crossed lovers.” They have to fight in the Black Friday War to meet and be together.
I love that.
VIRGIL WITHOUT THE EYESHADOW IS SO UNSETTLING
WHY IS VIRGIL WITHOUT EYESHADOW MORE UNSETTLING THAN REGULAR VIRGIL!?
PRINCEY WITHOUT THE SASH LOOKS DEPRESSING PUT IT BACK
HEY I NEED SMUT WRITERS MESSAGE ME NY LOVELIES!
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
I’m married to the Milky Way, my life is great.
I'm married to Candace
#ams don't shut up
ATTENTION
All my followers, I am now going by Queenbeeofangst, and not letthefandomsbegin.
No Hints
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Pairing(s): Romantic Royality, Romantic Analogical
As Virgil walked down the hallway of Jefferson High, he couldn’t help but grin as he heard the swirling rumors. Most of the year, he wanted to be left alone, unseen, hiding in the shadows. But once Halloween rolled around, he was the talk of the school.
It made the effort he put into his costumes worth it.
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This is so cute
My Witch OC, Artemis Dale
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
Day 4: Human Shield
Roman never got along with the Dragon Witch. Sure, he had created her as a casual villain for his games when he was a child – when Thomas was a child – but he hadn’t intended things to get this bad! She was meant to be a goofy villain, one that you could wave away easily.
And instead, here he was, bleeding heavily, burns over half his face, skin peeling and one eye bleeding too much to see through. All he had was a sword, and the dragon witch was looming over him, leathery wings stretched wide and ready to throw another wave of fire at him.
He struggles to stand back up, knees aching, body screaming at him. His ankle was throbbing, possibly broken, hopefully just sprained.
He was alone. He was going to die. He was going to die alone.
“You lose, little prince,” the Dragon Witch sneers.
He stares as the fire comes towards him, but it doesn’t hit.
He hears screaming, and it isn’t him.
Instead, he sees a familiar man, wispy brown hair, green Shakespeare-esque outfit, arms outstretched, protecting him from being hit. At the expense of himself.
The rest of the battle is a blur. Roman sees his brother lying injured, and it’s all the encouragement he needs to finish things. The Dragon Witch hurt his brother, and for that she deserves to die, he’s sure of it.
Remus is lying on the ground, breathing shallow and broken. His clothing is burnt and sticking to his ravaged skin. Layers of skin no longer visible, simply charred flesh and muscle. The smell of burnt hair fills the air as Roman crouches beside his brother.
“A-Are you…you can’t die, r-right?” Roman doesn’t want to consider the possibility, however much of a dick his brother is. “Sides can’t die, right?”
He needs Logan here. He needs Logan to tell him the facts. To tell him it’s okay, because sides can’t die, and injuries aren’t permanent. Just painful.
“…Do I look like Freddy Krueger?” Remus asks, forcing the words out with a grin.
Sort of a grin. One side of the grin creases and sticks unnaturally, the wounds weeping over blackened flesh.
“…Yeah, you look horrible,” Roman tries to smile, but he can’t, “…I-I’ll get Logan…”
“No, don’t…” Remus winces, talking getting painful, “I’ll be fine…we heal, right…so stay and tell me how awesome I was…”
“Seriously?” Roman laughs slightly, “I know we’re Thomas’ ego, but now? Yes, you’re awesome, you’re my brilliant, talented brother…any better?”
Remus smirks, and slowly the wounds seem to heal. Each layer of skin grows back, inch by inch, and Roman watches how his brother winces and squirms. Healing from the Dragon Witch’s burns was always painful.
“I’ll get Logan,” Roman repeats.
“Don’t,” rasps Remus, “please…”
Roman doesn’t understand the reluctance, but he can’t ignore an injured man’s requests, right? He watches the skin slink back over the burns, charred flesh becoming soft and silvery scars. Scars.
“…We don’t get scars,” Roman says softly.
“…We do.”
“What?”
Remus doesn’t answer, groaning at the way his hair regrows, a new patch now white and grey, like salt and pepper. He grabs onto Roman’s hand and squeezes tight as the last few injuries heal. And then he sits upright, shaking and forcing himself to grin.
“T-There…how do I look?”
The grin is half coated by silver scarring, by crinkled folds of stretched skin that doesn’t move like regular skin. His eye looks sunken, a little discoloured, and yet he’s alive, and he’s smiling. Sort of.
“…You look like crap.”
“Like a burnt dog’s butt?”
“…Sure.”
The next time Virgil is arguing with Deceit, Roman takes the chance to look closer at what little skin Deceit has on show. Small silvery stretches of skin trickle down from his gloves. A discoloured eye that seems to be a snake’s eye, but could be a cover up.
His scales don’t quite cover silver and white skin stretching over his face.
And when Virgil adjusts his hoodie, pinched white lines are barely visible beneath his sleeves.
“We don’t get scars.”
“We do.”
And Roman understands, and understands a little more of why the dark sides have always been so tight-knit and so defensive.
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Oh oh oh I love thiIissss
I'm crying
Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:
Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!” Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!” Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”
Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”
Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”
Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?” Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-” Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”
Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”
Minion: “It’s warming up.” Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”
Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”
Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”
Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”
Minion: “Good luck on your date!” Megamind:“I will!” Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!” Megamind: “I know!”
Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!” Titan: “AHHHHH” Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”
Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.” Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”
Megamind: “Get back you savages!” Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”
The entire back and forth about revenge, and of course,
Roxanne: Girls, girls. You're both pretty. Can I go home now?
Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:
Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!” Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!” Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”
Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”
Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”
Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?” Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-” Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”
Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”
Minion: “It’s warming up.” Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”
Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”
Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”
Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”
Minion: “Good luck on your date!” Megamind:“I will!” Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!” Megamind: “I know!”
Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!” Titan: “AHHHHH” Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”
Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.” Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”
Megamind: “Get back you savages!” Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”
Sorry my lovely Tumblr family!!! I have been absent as I have been pretending to be a witch on tiktok. No regrets only fun.
New ask meme:
Tell me what type of energy I radiate. This can be anywhere from big dick energy to forest god energy
Feel free to reblog!
please!
Oo fun
