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Tarantula care guides: “Your spider will get all her moisture from her food and will never be seen drinking water, but it’s important to provide a water dish for humidity.”

Petunia, who knows no laws of man: [face down in her bowl guzzling water like a goddamn camel]

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Crowley + The Saunter™

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I love how conspicuous his walk is. No one walks like that irl, but it’s how Crowley thinks Cool People walk, so it’s how he decided to walk. Fuckin’ nerd.

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Six thousand years and this snake has never gotten used to having legs.

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I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

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hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today

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Rolling Stone I 1989, April, Issue 550 1989 “Solid, Dude”

Model: Keanu Reeves Photographer: Steven Klein

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oh so now everyone’s yearning? now everyone wants to pine and ache? fucking copycats. naruto did it first

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“How you doing fellow gays?”

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i know i’m getting old bc i feel a need to warn young girls not to do stuff

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Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.

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I mean… don’t judge me… I’d let Yoda absolutely ruin me if he wanted…

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galindatopland

me: learns something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn

me, texting a friend: hey guess what i just found out

starfiyah

the reason why fake dating fics are so enjoyable is because they are a combination of slow burn and established relationship fics. the reader is able to picture what a relationship between the 2 characters is like, but there is still an element of suspense and a chance to develop this relationship because they are not actually dating. in this essay i will