Greetings, loyal subjects.

Welcome to my corner of the world. Check me out. Stay regal, XOXO Charlemagne

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[everythingfox]

“Little one also wanted trim but not old enough for one”

(via)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuks]

the best tiktok ever made

[left-reminders]

The Fed: *pulls 1.5 trillion out of its ass to "fix" financial markets*

The establishment and their shills for the past year: bUt hOw aRe yOu gOnNa pAy fOr mEdiCaRe 4 aLL???

[koboldgirl]

My favorite part was that after injecting $1.5 trillion, the market raised by 4% for 30 minutes then continued crashing through the floor lmao.

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

What do u want to be when you grow up

Me but better

[carpetislava]

I made a Twilight Tik Tok

[imstillfightingbutthatsokay]

The level of artistry in the survey tho

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

Omg everyone needs to watch this right now!!!

[vintage--lilacs]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dutchstore]

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[shaiza]

What in the fuck u guys talking bout

[shortvideosandstuff]

The kid in the back feelin it

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[kairibee]

wow cant wait for lorde to return and gift us new music to listen to while we’re all lonely and contemplative at home on a quiet summer evening