Peace Out Bitches

Hello, im Emily I tried to have a single fandom blog buuuuuut that didn't work now its a bunch of stuff. Mostly supernatural, sherlock, with some other stuff mixed in.

[heathyr]

“Idiots to lovers” is a phenomenal fic tag, and exactly my brand of romance. I love it when they’re just so….. fucking…. stupid

[hogwarty-houses]

Hogwarts Houses as: … Houses

Gryffindor: would live in a renovated fire house. Red bricks. Spacious. With an exciting atmosphere.

Ravenclaw: Modern. Simplistic. Beautifully designed and sophisticated.

Hufflepuff: Earthy. Rustic. Wooden walls. Loads of plants. Absolutely cozy and welcoming.

Slytherin: Modern gothic. Bought an old gothic house and renovated it to look amazing.

[oldwitchsleep]

(yet more) Hannibal + textposts

[100493503004422]

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

You do that every morning???

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

EVERY MORNING.

[youblowuponesun]

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

no son

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

[sleepybiflinge]

*whispers* Not even Russia

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

[foxanddanapetrie]

RE FUCKING TWEET

[lokiswifey-mm-blog]

[thorkidumpster]

Loki, walking into the room: Sorry I’m late, I was… doing stuff.

Thor, entering the room noticeably dishevelled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

[angel-loki]

[kneeltolokipeasants]

can we just appreciate that smile?? like, tHAT SMILE AND LAUGH AAAAA

[queencharlieofmoondor]

Some of you have never read Twist and Shout and it shows.

[art--felt]

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

[wishyroses]

SHIT WHAT

[teal-deer]

Also let yourself cry. It really is a biochemical release valve to dump out all the chemicals that make you feel stuff.

I honestly think one reason men in western culture have so many problems is that we don’t let them cry, and literally their brains get stuffed with all this crap that doesn’t have a release valve. Men, please cry. You’ll feel better. It’s ok. You are not lesser for taking care of your health.

[freewillandphysics]

This is why tears from different emotions look different under an electron microscope. They’re literally made up of different things. 

Happy tears are structurally different than sad tears than angry tears than overwhelmed tears etc.

[samthe-onion-nigga]

I looked it up, cuz that tidbit was dope to me and..

[skyakafreckles]

Never would have known

[lemonlyman-dot-com]

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

those are emotiong? i thought they were hogwarts houses

[chilledmilk]

yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.

wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

[chilledmilk]

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

[roachpatrol]

english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport. 

‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand. 

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*

american wizard: six beers

[chilledmilk]

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

[jumpingjacktrash]

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

[systlin]

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

[alba-r-art]

The Legend of Zelda and Voltron AU!

When I saw the first season of voltron I said “god, that princess really looks like Zelda” but I didn´t do this until Lance gamer was confirmed! I think princess Zelda´s twilight princess outfit is great for Allura!

Also here is something nobody asked for…

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[getloveforit]

x

[getloveforit]

x

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[rhionhutter]

Filipino recipes: SOY SAUCE AND VINEGAR EVERYWHERE

[coto524]

Welsh recipes: you ought to make it with this obscure type of cheese which doesn’t exist any more but you can replace it with this other obscure type of cheese from the other side of the country

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[corned-beef-hash-deactivated201]

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

[orochislayer]

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Bruh.