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cryptotheism

A story in four parts:

Yeah turns out that pizza box? Well turns out the Romanian police were waiting to raid Tates apartment, but they needed proof that he was in the country. That's a pizza brand unique to Romania.

cryptotheism

Imagine getting dunked on so hard you get raided on suspicion of human trafficking.

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2ndplacewins

In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with “well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?”

and what he going for was “the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing”

But what *I* heard was “Santa’s Reindeer are predator animals that are covered in bells for our protection” and let me tell you I did not appreciate that.

snakebitcat

Just hear those slay bells jingling.

winterinthetardis

SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN

winterinthetardis

UPDATE: SO LATER THAT NIGHT WHEN MY BROTHER GOT HOME FROM WORK (HE IS 6+ YEARS OLDER, MORE PROFICIENT IN FARSI THAN I AM, AND ALSO OFTEN VISITS IRAN), I ASKED HIM WHAT HE THOUGHT THE PERSIAN WORD FOR “REMOTE CONTROL WAS” AND HE ALSO SAID THE WORD!!!!!! AND WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS A FAKE FILLER WORD, HIS FIRST RESPONSE WAS “WOW, WHAT????? SO THEY LIED TO US?????? WHAT ELSE IS FAKE??????? ARE THEY EVEN OUR REAL PARENTS?????”

SO GOOD TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS BETRAYAL.

doctorwho247

10 years ago today, the Doctor and Donna were reunited while investigating Adipose Industries in ‘Partners in Crime’!

earlploddington-deactivated2019

this is still so fucking funny i’m sorry

aro-as-in-straight-as-a

the widnows scene was an unrehearsed improv done at 3 am, apparently all the script said was ‘they recognize each other’, (via aphony-cree)

tilthat

TIL that Billy Crystal’s character, Miracle Max, in the Princess Bride was so funny that it nearly stopped the production of the movie. One actor bruised a rib from clenching to try not to laugh.

via reddit.com

nookisms

Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.

quill-of-thoth

This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene. About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”

sfitty

i swear the princess bride movie was just a bunch of cast and crew deciding to dick around and film it.

it was Jackass before Jackass

aphony-cree

The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out

schrodingers-anarchist

dwinkus

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

Horrible addition! Thanks

phriscae

I had to.

memewhore

dcbicki

Practical Magic (1998) + Letterboxd reviews

witchesversuspatriarchy

The early signs of a coven

kinglionheart

these are the best replies

halfhardtorock

my-random-fandoms

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. True himbo energy.

reasonandfaithinharmony

Mandy Patinkin reminisces about the sword fight—the last scene they filmed when making The Princess Bride.

explorerrowan

I think one of the reasons people love this movie so much is that you can 100% tell that the actors loved doing it and were having a blast the whole time. Is it the best acting ever? Of course not. It didn’t need to be. They were telling a story and having fun doing it. The Princess Bride is proof that things don’t need to be perfect to be great.

c3rvida3

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people’s flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it’s one of the funniest lies anyone’s ever told a child for no reason.