might as well stunt

they/them/that bitch

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[beggars-opera]

I miss having this phone so badly

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

[warmdrpepper]

airbenders: air is about freedom, its about finding the path of least resistance and avoiding conflict

waterbenders: water is about change, about flowing from one state to another knowing life is always moving

firebenders: fire is the energy for life, like the sun. but it can spiral out of control without practiced restraint

earthbenders:

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sixthrock]

GOLF WITHOUT LIMITS

[frogitivity]

I’m body positive

[frogitivity]

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

my condolences

[reverseracism]

All white armed vigilante groups seem to be popping up in cities where the protests are taking place. And they have the blessing of the police.

[3tych]

kind of belated, but Happy Pride y’all :)

[womanh0od]

So beautiful

[eljayetc]

This is from 3 years ago, but desperately needs to be brought back

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

[valtsv]

them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?

them: have i what now

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[suprchnk]

huntington beach, covid-19 protest

huntington beach, black lives matter protest

[reverseracism]

🤔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

If you ever wondered what an angel is called, the answer is Rahul Dubey!

[rpsocsandcanonohmy]

Does anyone have a link for this? Because I can't find anything on google and something this well documented should be on the first page

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Article: https://www.axios.com/washington-protesters-successfully-wait-out-police-siege-7d608e74-bbaf-4532-8b12-c6022cdc08ac.html

His busines: https://www.instagram.com/alvarezdubey/

[mtndewbajablast]

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

[peach-foxgloves]

[afronerdism]

[fratboykate]

Cops are killing unarmed black men at protests about cops killing unarmed black men. I’m fucking tired. I’m tired.

[fratboykate]

he used to feed his murderers for free