I Can't Spend My Whole Life Dreaming

Welcome to the strange world of a musical theatre obsessed girl with way too much sass.

[ca-baigne]

Dating Enjolras would include

Dating Enjolras would include!

Listening to his rants willingly

Agreeing with most of the things he says

Him always asking your opinion before proposing a new plan to the others.

Telling him he’s great after every speech he makes.

Him being really protective.

Not wanting to leave you alone with the others

Because he gets jealous as fuck ok.

You always play with his hair

The other barricade boys teasing him for it

“Forgot to take your braids out again?” Grantaire would laugh.

Being there for him when he can’t sleep at night

Being there for him when he doubt himself

and his plans for revolution.

Being there for him when he wakes after a bad dream.

You’re his shoulder to cry on

Him making sure you’re by his side at all times when you all take to the streets.

falling in love with the passion in his eyes.

More and more every day.

Enj not being a fan of massive PDA but whenever he catches another staring at you, he makes it clear that you’re taken.

His arm is often found around your waist.

Cuddled up together after sleepless nights thinking you were alone only for everyone to turn up, laughing at your tangled limbs.

he tells you he loves you every single day

more than once

because he’s always scared he’s going to lose you.

Lots of forehead and cheek kisses.

And so many neck kisses when the two of you are alone.

making out in the empty meeting room.

Him always talking about you without realising.

You reading to him, helping him fall asleep after a long day.

Him being a cute cinnamon roll around you, I don’t care what you say, Enjolras had his fair share of soft moments.

Late night convocations

Him nuzzling his face into your neck when he doesn’t want either of you to get up in the morning.

Playing with his hands, which he secretly loves.

Giving you cute hugs from behind.

Forbidding you to join the battle.

But you going anyway

Not leaving each other’s sides.

After you both make it out alive (Sorry but in my world he, not dead lmao) Saving each other.

Taking care of Enjolras for however long it takes for the grief to lighten and him taking care of you.

[occupy-democrats]

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

[mstar1960]

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.

[occupy-democrats]

Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.

[doomy]

[queenelsa-ofarendelle]

young galinda, horrified: who are you??

current glinda, sipping on a martini made from only the finest vodka, wearing a smile that could easily be mistaken for a snarl: i’m you but bitter

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[markgatiss]

x

[tomhardysteeth]

have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career

i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard - they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t. 

so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley. 

we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.

now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was. 

so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything. 

my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?”

i repeated: czolgosz.

my teacher: “who said that?”

i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.

i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)

[yroxis-original]

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[andreii-tarkovsky]

i’m what you call a film critic.

[marcelock]

there they Go

[welcometojohnlock-deactivated20]

nyoom

[mrsgilmoredanes]

My Favorite LL Kisses ➡︎ Over The Counter Kisses

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

Something dumb I sketched at work. 

Sherlock confesses his love like an asshole.

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

It feels appropriate to bring this back.

[culverton]

I DID SOMETHING BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sidneypagget]

THIS GAVE ME A MUSCLE SPASM IN MY THIGH

[heimishtheidealhusband]

We are all gonna die I can’t believe this is real

[queenelsa-ofarendelle]

Perfect

[adulthoodisokay]

ooooh my god oh my god ohh god  (h/t)

[finch-fry]

Let me get this straight.

1. She wanted an abortion. He didn’t. 2. She had baby and gave him what he wanted. 3. She was clear about her intentions the entire time. 4. She pays OVER the court ordered amount in child support. 5. He regrets the child and wishes she would just do what he wants. (Aka. Be with him and take care of the kid she never wanted in the first place).

… and SHE’S the deadbeat?? Lol. Ok.

[normalgorl]

this girl is a fucking saint. i would’ve stolen his wallet and gotten an abortion because i’m not going through pregnancy and child support for some abusive fuckboy. 

[reluctant-companion-deactivated]

WTF

[anarchapella]

And women get the stereotype of trying to “trap” men with pregnancy but I feel like dudes do this shit way more

[ororomunroedontpullout]

He ain’t shit because he got the baby he wanted, just not how he wanted it. Good for her

[threesideddream]

[eronthebender]

This proves my idea that most men don’t even want kids, they just want a trophy to show off or prove they a “real man” cause they created a baby like “real men” supposed to. They want women to have the kid and take care of it, so all they have to do is show the baby off.

And women go through the same shit. They get pregnant and have kids, but then the father leaves cause they didn’t want kids. But when they go to get custody/child support they “gold diggers” and get hate for trying to tie a man down before he ready.

[onlytwitterpics]

[comegudincoa]

[deerest-molly]

“I was dying earlier today. Then I died. Now I’m dead.”

[besmatirice]

#this is art

[lm-g1]

Okay Republicans. I’ll play your game. You will have a senate, the house majority, and presidency. I expect the debt to be fixed, no international conflict of any kind, no raise in oil prices, 90%+ insurance coverage, among other things in the next two years. Oh, and if Democrats filibuster the hell out of you no complaining since the Republicans broke every record for obstructionism in the last four years. Chop chop.

[ewaneneollav]

passive aggressions the government into being good

[patdstan]