Queenie Was A Blonde

Validate me

[animusrox]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

[stupidlybookish]

Rhiannon: Why are you lying on the floor?

Violet: I’m depressed.

Violet: Oh and I got stabbed, but don’t tell Xaden he gets mad.

[evag-geloi-a]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[fatestayyuri]

anxiety is a deeply unserious symptom because one of my friends literally just went "don't listen to yourself. listen to me" and I immediately went

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Rogue: (rolls perception, gets nat 20) Oop, guess I see god

DM, without missing a beat: God approaches you and says “My wife and I saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe”

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[victusinveritas]

[thememedaddy]

[creativepromptsforwriting]

You want to learn to write better dialogue? Become a bitch who has whole conversations and debates in her mind all the time and you'll become a natural.

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Your writing will always feel awkward to you, because you wrote it.

Your plot twists will always feel predictable, because you created them.

Your stories will always feel a bit boring to you, because you read them a million times.

They won't feel like that for your reader.

[silverflameataraxia]

I love how Gwyn smiles at Az's shadows. No one else acknowledges them as their own sentient being, but Gwyn does. She accepts them, just like she'll accept Az for all that he is.

And Az's shadows just simply adore her. There's no one else that they sing and dance for but her 🥰

[eclogues]

i want to get a master's degree i want to take a cake decorating class i want to dance i want to sing i want to write and remember how to think i want to swim i want to be free

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen