melanie

Michigan. I like dogs and singing off key. ~I also run a chronic illness support blog:http://www.chronicmigrainesupport.tumblr.com/

[stability]

im dead 💀

[queenmelon]

Why he drinking soy sauce with pears

[staybeautiful]

babe - ts

[bitchycode]

Call now

[archanean-knight]

[wonderstruck-swift13]

[deactivated-blog]

[markv5]

Когда приехал от бабушки

[dustingrayves]

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[tastefullyoffensive]

😭

[chronicmigrainesupport]

Finally found the perfect response

[chronicmigrainesupport]

Person: well you don't look sick?

Me: well you don't look like an asshole but I guess looks can be deceiving, huh?

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dog of Thunder (via TrePic__)

[christinecanigula-archive]

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

[nrnsmyth]

The Making of A Song: Don’t Blame Me crdts to weibo

[ohkimani]

The second Taylor’s song is released, I’m turning off all of the lights, putting The Good Headphones on, lighting candles and locking myself in my room. This is a ritual, bitch. No one will ruin this. I swear on everything if I hear something that is not this song while it’s playing, I am throwing bodies out of windows this is not a joke. I have waited TOO LONG. The anxiety I have right now knowing that we’re a few hours away from hearing something we have NEVER heard before from Taylor in itself is enough to make me scream. DO. NOT. DISTURB.

[taylorswift]

[i-am-dancing-on-my-own]

[teylors]

If a mother told a story about her daughter being touched without consent, you “feminist” would sympathize. If that mother went on to say that her abuser is punishing her for telling someone about what he did and was doing so by SUING her, you would sympathize and possibly become enraged. Her mother would go on to say she doesn’t want this to blow up and was okay with the man getting fired since it happened in the work place. However since he’s now suing her she only has two options,

 1) To pay her abuser for assaulting her or 

2) To counter sue.

 You’d say she should counter sue. 

If you then heard the woman was in fact counter suing and only for $1 because she didn’t want the money but wanted to prove to women you can stand up to your abuser, you’d call her a role model and maybe even a hero. You’d say that’s what feminism is about.

So why when I tell you that woman is Taylor Swift you “feminist” suddenly say “she deserved it” , “She has a flat ass. There was nothing to grab”, “She’s doing this for attention / money” ? Why do you turn as ugly as the abuser himself? You are no better than the man that touched a woman without consent. 

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[deactivated-blog]

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

[idealfry]

This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.