KITTIES

Sorry in advance for my terrible blog. I hope it makes you laugh at least once, but that may be a bit presumptuous.

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[biwlw]

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

[monzterzack]

Freud is a lil bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have nothing to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris

[clintbartons]

i get offended when freud says i’m a dumbass because i’m bi, because i feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons i’m a dumbass.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

god i wish freud was alive just so i could kill him myself

[sizvideos]

A man has built Ogo, a hands-free wheelchair for his paraplegic friend (video)

[thelamprey]

Holy shit this is awesome.

[imfemalewarrior]

For any wheelchair users following me! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[weaselle]

every few months I forget about this and then see it again and it is always one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

So this time I looked it up, I wondered how to get one and how much it cost. Turns out  it was a bit hard to find, actually, and that’s because it’s no longer called the Ogo, it’s called the Omeo.

They are pretty advanced as a product now, in terms of accessories, color options, etc (they have an off road conversion kit and stuff!). They are kind of expensive, tho not necessarily when compared to other wheel chairs, which cost anywhere from a couple hundred bucks for a shitty one, to like 4k for a high end electric one. An Omeo will cost you just under 2k.

Here is their website, if you want to learn more: https://omeotechnology.com/

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Unfortunately the commenter misplaced a decimal reading it—this product is 17 thousand, not seventeen hundred, with a $1000 deposit.

[mr-styles]

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[trainthief]

Like once a month I think about this guy I went on a date with four years ago who within the first ten minutes was like “I should probably clear the air, you might have heard of me. I’ve got a post on tumblr with over 100,000 notes.” And then proceeded to say it to me verbatim. I didn’t recognize it, and it wasn’t funny.

[toastbutteregg]

tumblr is the only place where you can be “famous” and still be not “famous”

[meyhew]

“clearance in cloud coverage” simply means harry finally went home and is with louis. go to sleep, eroda 

[meyhew]

literally nothing happened today except him getting papped in london, where louis is. i told yall he was just going home….. siri play canyon moon and home

[badassdemonsword]

[allthefreakingtime]

what's the context for the knob quote??

He got asked what was the weirdest place he’d ever been recognized. Louis got a bit stumped for an answer and Tom helped him out by saying “I’ve had people say the urinals”. And Louis went with it and said that he’d had a bloke once ask him for a picture there and then he was like “at least wait for me to put my knob away”. 

Which… everyone got really giggly embarrassed, because no one was expecting Louis to talk about his dick. 

[prole-log]

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[eroscestlavie]

dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

[ironmaidenhead]

favorite thing about tumblr is when someone gets a 1k post you don’t see them plugging their soundcloud/youtube/insta in the comments like tumblr fame gets u literally nothing

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

it gets u 1 thing, and that is yelled at

[997]

whoever did this needs to get

a raise

fired

[unrealunearths]

her hips don’t lie and i detect no lies here

[catchymemes]

Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN

[naomster]

me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation

[am1na1992]

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

[werey0uh0nestwithy0urself]

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

[rosebudmendes]

I used to think I could only have one “aesthetic” but baby girl, you can have 5 “aesthetics” in one day without shedding a tear

[harrystylesdaily]

Harry during the “Jason” sketch for SNL. #HarryOnSNL