Hot Juicy Garbage

Amanda. 21. Bi/poly. I do tarot readings and make inappropriate jokes. I like coffee.

[multifand0mtrash]

as a semi-functional adult I can tell you this is true

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[strangehats-deactivated20220504]

[cavrese-deactivated20160726]

This summer, put your phone away for a few days. Make some memories that no-one knows about. Make some memories that are just yours.

2014 (via liebeficktunsalle)

[menpale]

[harleyqquinn]

[t0ywithme]

[c-hordaetendinae-deactivated201]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

#the nation’s damsel in distress(x)

[criying]

He looked at me and smiled. I looked at him and fell in love.

(via schnapsliebe)

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[insectdiscount]

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

[amortizing]

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

unknown (via amortizing)

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who loves space and whenever she talks about it her eyes shine like the stars

[roronoa-deactivated20180902]

[yourfocusdeterminesyourreal-blog]

when that gets him

[autogynephile-deactivated202109]

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

[gypsymoongoddess]

[dottyasyouplease]

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child