Blossoming Boulder Bro

Harper | 28 | guy who regularly falls from a 15 ft wall in the name of sport

[klavichord]

I've been trying to explore what clothing style I like since I'm getting interested in sewing and, unfortunately, the key word that best describes the clothes I like is "hobbit-core"

[ess-jay-oh]

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[thomasmomwell]

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

[zk-j]

“Where are the trans men in history?” See. When you're born a gender that was forcefully married off, who had to live most of their life indoors, when you had to raise children, and had a lobotomy if your family thought you were a tad too odd, it's kinda hard to come out as a trans man now ain't it.

[teefiesworld]

forever my lineage would use his wrong pronouns but not me

[memeclassheroes]

[powerburial]

shooting as many people as possible

[parkchanwoohoo]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[dbrann11]

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

[leeisstillawake]

[mxcheese]

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

[autoenucleate]

hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed

[freshcuntgrass]

Ada Lovelace was the first programmer and Charles Babbage was the first male programmer.

[fox-teeth]

Is she helping me make stickers?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[klavichord]

My skin absolutely freaked out about touching the gym bench (it's less bad on the other side for some reason).

[klavichord]

I've got a hair appointment on Saturday and I originally made it to get layers cut into my hair because it currently has very little movement. But I'm now debating whether I want to cut it to a medium length around my shoulders again 👀 and if I want it long for the wedding, it'll be back to where it is now by then...

The pro of having it long is that it's easier to just put up and manage. The cons are that I don't enjoy it as much because it's so flat and boring and so I just put it up because I don't like it as much. Buuuut I'm hoping that I'll like it better if I have more layers and maybe some face-framing just to add some variety, because all of my current layers are like 12" long.

[klavichord]

Ended up cutting ~ 12 inches off

[anticurses]

literally what is up with this

[importantcatpics]

[thyrell]

[zmeess]

take me with you, or let me follow

tip jar

[a-scarecrow-probably]

Op I have to let you know that this artwork single-handedly made me go read the manga (I’m about halfway through as of now so don’t spoil anything!) and I’ve never read manga before or anything. Until yesterday I did not know what Witch Hat Atelier was. This is was done so beautifully I needed to find out where it was from.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[helenmask]

I thiiinkkkk I'm done

[klavichord]

My friend brought their Roman Reigns figurine to the crag and we got several photos of him "climbing" some of the boulders 🤣🤣🤣