i'm a good noodle

hayley joan/20/ spewcastle

[deadpai]

he did that

[unrealtournament4-deactivated20]

[hornyonmainstreet]

1. Hello

[arandomthot]

[renaissance-art]

[melodramatic-dad]

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[squidong]

Periods are canceled for 2018. This year, I don’t want to bleed unless it’s from a wound I earned in honorable combat.

[lesbianvenom]

mercutio was gay and i can prove it: he wasn’t a capulet or a montague , he just involved himself in the whole feud thing for the drama of it all

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[babyangel-jpg]

[loveofromance]

Everyone is special, and nobody is like anyone else. That’s the point of my show.  

The Greatest Showman (2017) dir. Michael Gracey

[barebackinq]

Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[predictedpancakes]

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

[diarygirls]

why does chris hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

[smallshrimphell]

hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram??

Like ???

[krindragon]

Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes

[prissy-alt-deactivated20170428]