shoplifting role play

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[lolsomeone-actually]

Well i get paid tomorrow so

[sorryimessedupagain]

I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.

we are not who you think we are.

the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes

the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings

the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul

the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart

the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep

the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking

the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful

the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs

the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies

the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth

the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied

the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals

we are not who you think we are.

[coolboyclub-deactivated20140628]

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

[queenoflifting-blog]

Me: *learns useless fact*

Me: *tells every single one of my friends this fact at least 6 times*

[the-bitchextraordinaire]

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

Mark Twain (via grayalexander)

[afrorevolution]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

why don’t people understand this

[babyklepto-blog1]

i love lifting. like… need a new set of tweezers? aight. bored of ur hair color? all u gotta do is apply the dye. want more jewelry? help urself. need a cute top for a party? u got it. earbuds broke? no worries. lips chapped and u dont got cash? hahahahahaha

[liftinlolita]

The shit you do costs people their jobs if not their lives. Like wtf

lives???

[stealthycreature-deactivated201]

Yeah man… the other day i shoved a pair of socks in my bag and this dude just dropped dead right next to me :/ it’s brutal :///

[liftium]

First lift with magnet!

Department Store

Calvin Klein Bralette

Honeydew Intimates Bralette

Sports Authority

Nike sports bra

Sephora

Anastasia Brow Pencil

YSL lippies x2

YSL Touche Eclat

There was this hella cute baseball cap at J.crew, but I didn’t get it. UGHHH :c

I was at Nordstrom (not lifting) and they kept saying over the speakers, “(NAME OF CLOTHING SECTION I WAS IN) 57”. After listening to this over and over, I just got hella bad vibes for the entire lift. This is the last time I’m going to lift at this mall. -______________-

Also, anyone know how to deal with the H&M tags? I couldn’t get my magnet to work on it.

[liftyluna-deactivated20150912]

Haul #3

Here’s a little mall haul for you! It’s not very big but I’m trying to be more conservative so I’m not lifting too often. I was really happy about all of the cute undies since I don’t have many and the makeup bag because I’ve been looking for a new one, but I think I was the most excited about the fox socks. There’s a band I love called Emarosa and I recently got to see them live for the first time. I was in the very front for their show and got to meet Bradley Walden, the lead singer. As soon as I saw those socks I immediately thought of the cover to their self titled album and knew that I had to get them. Emarosa would be proud.

Victoria’s Secret:

Black Low Rise Hipsters - $10.50

Gray Hip Huggers - $10.50

Nude Lace V-String - $10.50

Taupe Lace Thong - $12.50

Forever 21:

Grid Print Makeup Bag - $8.90

Layered Geometric Charm Necklace - $5.90

Geometric Charm Bracelet Set - $5.90

Panda Ankle Socks - $1.50

Fox Crew Socks - $2.90

Bath and Body Works:

Guava Pineapple Splash Body Lotion - $12.50

French Lavender & Honey Shower Gel - $12.50

TOTAL - $94.10

[vnznjin]

your hauls are so aesthetically pleasing holy fuck 💖

[autumnlifter]

🍁 Cheeky little Ulta + Walmart haul 🍁 

Can we just talk about the relative symmetry of the first picture?

I unfortunately ended up going to Ulta later than I planned, it was about 45 minutes before they closed so I had about 30 to get what I wanted. I’m sort of in love with the body butters I got, the coconut one smells so good! Also, I almost when for a clairsonic but it ended up making my bag too bulky so I had to put it back, boo. I might end up going back to Ulta Sunday evening, perhaps I’ll get it then, we’ll see. 

Have a good night, y’all! ✌🏾️

[liftyloosey-deactivated20150423]

Trying out a new haul pic style! These were all acquired over the span of two hauls. I also have a couple things that aren’t pictured because I’ve already used them. If you have any questions about anything in this haul, feel free to shoot an ask!

sephora $603 pink $40 tna/aritzia $50 the face shop $18 apple store $35 walmart $30

not pictured: nike socks $16 michael kors wallet $98 shirts from a&f and hollister totalling $80

$970

[independantaudio]

this haul is so pretty oh my god ❤ where are the replica things from?? I’ve never been in the face shop, what kinds of things do they have? :# sorry, I’m curious!

[liftyloosey-deactivated20150423]

thanks you so much! i got the replica things from sephora! and as for the face shop, they sell korean beauty products such as skincare, masks, nail polish, makeup, haircare, lotions etc etc

[lillypulifter-deactivated201511]

This is pretty

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[opulentes]

Cleaning

clean bathroom tips

organize your closet

how to fix a leaky faucet

how to keep a clean kitchen

removing stains from your carpet

Money

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

a list of stress relievers

how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

Yummy apple thing

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

French bread pizza

Egg tacos

panera mac n cheese recipe

different salad recipes

harry potter recipes

healthy recipes

various cookie recipes

chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping

s’mores pie 

nutella hot chocolate

peanut butter nutella swirl cookies

cookie in a mug

starbucks holiday drinks

fruit leathers 

brownie in a mug

how to make ramen 1000x better

eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)

make recipes using things you already have

how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 

make different flavored lemonades

various desert recipes

make tiny chocolate chip cookies

20 dishes every cook should know

learn how to make your own tea

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Study snacks (2)

40 on-the-go breakfast recipes

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants 

Getting an apartment

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap 

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

learn how to do yoga

100 tips for life

learn how to make your own cards

[segweg]

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

[shigaretto]

omg

[byeoletchachki]

more masterposts

[queenoflifting-blog]

"On a Date"

date: can we get breadsticks for the table?

waiter: we don't have breadsticks here

me, yanking breadsticks out of my purse: good thing I brought my own

[dulect]

smiling for pictures like

[liftinglux-deactivated20151005]

Probably one of my biggest hauls since I stopped a few years ago. Anyway this was all with my hook, I’m still scared to use my magnet bc of magnet detectors, but I think I’m going to go to Urban soon to try it out. 

Lululemon:

- Black Wunder Unders x2 - $164

- Grey Wunder Unders - $82

Pink:

- Bra x5 - $154.75

- Sports Bra - $24.95

- Ultimate Yoga Leggings - $54.95

- Panties x9 - $94.50

Lush:

- Sakura Bomb - $6.45

- Pink Bomb - $4.95

- Space Girl Bomb x2 - $10.50

- Sex Bomb - $6.65

- Silky Underwear Dusting Powder - $7.95

- Vanilla Puff Powder - $6.95

- Ocean Salt Scrub (Small) x2 - $43.90

Brandy Melville:

- Grey Hoodie - $28

Forever 21:

- Pineapple Socks x2 - $3

Total: $693.50

[pumpkinlift-deactivated20180617]

YO I’m pretty sure Urban Outfitters is one of the few places that has a magnet detector!