bby phillip

R, i do the fan art thing i write (ao3: butterbum) Also, if you get followed by sugarbuttie and get 100000 reblogs from me, that's because of tumblr's dumb primary blog feature *rolls eyes like joking* *but not actually joking* *actually kind of wants to stab someone* 

[howelldaniel]

roses are red,

violets are blue,

phil lester - there’s no one as pretty as you

[latelatetoyshow]

‘This is why it’s a good thing that Phil didn’t win The Weakest Link.’ ‘That’s still a sore topic, Dan.’

[babyanimalgifs]

[gentle-fluidity]

He’s so cute omg

[softheartedshape]

he says thank you every time and it makes me feel so good

[queentoastbum]

i love that the original tumblr blog that posted this is one for cute baby animals. finally we are classified with puppies

[tinashesunburn]

buying gifs for ppl and wrapping them is literally my favorite thing ever 🎁

[queentoastbum]

if i could buy gifs and give them to people I would never go to PetCo 2 days before chrimmus for last minute gifts ever again

[bob-belcher]

[fireb0y]

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[totebagbisexual]

[the-gajuar]

A tattoo of a rat and another tattoo of a rat

[truefangirl-13]

They crack each other up so much I’m done

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

top 10 evil laughs

1. PHIL, Amazing. 2017. Finding a cringy selfie on Dan’s phone. In Phil Is Not On Fire 9. [online]. 2017. [Accessed 25 November 2017]. Available from: https://youtu.be/gwrfwx1QcDQ?t=343 

[dacre-montgomery]

this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

[eleventhemage]

f a n t h e b o y

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[officialfist]

@meladoodle over a million of us have reblogged it. Statistically speaking he may know somebody did you read him off the list?

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[leesh]

niall:

harry:

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening World, New York, November 16, 1888

[danisnotonfires]

[danisnotonfires]

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