What's Happening

[knowyournewmeme]

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

[charliekirkassassinationkink]

[vizreef]

Tyco Toys // Garfield Telephone (US, 1978)

[oldguydoesstuff]

Famously washing up on beaches in Brittany France for 30 years after a shipping container full of them got loose and ended up in a sea cave, slowly releasing them.

[crimsonflowerz]

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

[liemi3]

[stricatul]

maybe intimacy isn't taking off your clothes. maybe it's taking off your "i'm fine." maybe it's being naked in ways that have nothing to do with skin.

[chocobopup]

[glowcowboy]

chronic pain simulator

[glowcowboy]

ow

[glowcowboy]

OWWWW

[glowcowboy]

owch

[seven-winged-liar]

AUGUST IS OVER??????

[seven-winged-liar]

my bad gang there's one more

[estrapaded]

[everythingfox]

Needed to see this

[alinethered]

Strong contender for "Most TME Post" I've ever seen

[kaban-bang]

[b0tster]

I WAS WAS EATING A BREAKFAST WRAP AT THE PARK AND I MUSED THAT IT WASNT SPICY ENOUGH AND LEMI TELL U THE AMOUNT I POGGED WHEN I REMEMBERED I HAD A TINY TABASCO ON MY UTILITY BELT FUCK THE HATERS NEVER KILL URSELF

[finder-plus]

I got a small Christmas story for you, gamers.

I had to be about 9 or so, and I wanted Rayman 3 for Christmas even though I had probably already gotten it and broken it in the past.

So my mom ended up getting me Tarzan Untamed for PS2 instead

So this game is pretty decent, maybe mediocre to my memory, but it was surprisingly difficult and somewhat violent for a Disney game.

At the time I could NOT mash buttons fast and the Boss fights required mashing.

So imagine on Christmas Day you see these scenes repeatedly because you can't press buttons fast enough.

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[ruinedchildhood]

[topbottomswitchblade]

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

[topbottomswitchblade]

#anarchist dom punishing sub for sexual reasons while shaking their head the entire time so that the sub knows they’re fundamentally against#the concept of corporal punishment and the punitive justice system (via)

[kotse]

but their aim is getting better!

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