we're shit, queer up

23//agender//queer

[lake-erie]

the funniest meme is lake erie, as the shallowest and most fertile of the great lakes, containing only 2% of the water in the great lakes system but 50% of the fish

[rachelfershleiser]

Bad books on writing tell you to “WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW”, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via rachelfershleiser)

I cannot reblog this enough, this is hilarious to me. 

(via inkblot101)

[readmyquiet]

[queer--up-blog]

lol earlier today my coworker joked about smashing a plate on the ground and i was like “no that’s ok just do it on my head instead of the ground tho” and she gave that “we know we’re both totes joking but kinda not really at all” laugh and that’s worker solidarity in a nutshell

[theproblematicblogger]

Headlines from this election

[prideprejudce]

current mood board - bobby hill

[que-onda-la-blog]

OC ANARKO DRIFT DONUTSSS AGAINST DONALD FUCKING TRUMP

[mysharona1987]

[jokepolice-deactivated20160626]

-Peter Kropotkin, The Conquest of Bread

[litany-of-excuses-deactivated20]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

[queer--up-blog]

me, an Intellectual: fuck you

[mooglemain]

me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong

brain:

[queer--up-blog]

at a job interview

interviewer: ok, what would make you an asset to us?

me: I NEVER cry and have Perfect Mental Health. I enjoy constructive criticism and meaningless labor :)

[queer--up-blog]

Baby boomer: You kids don't know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn't have cell phones!

Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay

[theonetrueprincessofooo]

when u wake up & delete all ur personal posts from last night

[pdpeaches-deactivated20160703]

some NT in my psychology class: doesn’t dissociation normally happen when you’re having a severe psychotic episode??

me: *dissociates while eating cereal*

[queer--up-blog]

me when i cant find my cat: where is my child