i've been here too long

ash, he/they. im a 30 yo queer trans dude from central fl. https://linktr.ee/anxiousandqueer

[cryptwretch]

(trailing a psychic stink cloud of despair and resentment so great it ruins the day of any who walk in my wake and, with time, will become tangible and threaten to consume the world in a thick black miasma that suffocates all life down to even the most resilient microbes in the deepest reaches of the oceans) yeah hey what's up

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

New pin

[bovineblogger]

WHAT THE FUCK

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[rae-arachne]

when you walk in and they have this on their wall

you know the panties hit the floor

[electricpurrs]

he.....is.....MY.... MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!! *my telekinesis throws all the furniture into the walls*

[electricpurrs]

THIS POST IS *NOT* ABOUT STRANGER THINGS

[electricpurrs]

the people tagging silver the hedgehog are right though they can stay

[thoodleoo]

i love this terracotta lekythos red-figure bird so much i drew fanart of it

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[snoopylovessoup]

[raccoonspooky]

Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

[maykitz]

decided to look for the comic where loss girl is first introduced lol

[doggirlpaws]

Congratulations to future Ethan for overcoming his transphobia and to future Lilah for being the first trans girl to have a miscarriage

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question

[bakwaaas]

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

[k2dangergirl]

@thebibliosphere

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[connortron7]

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

[radicalgraff]

Antifa stickers spotted in Upstate New York

[electronicmail]

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

[kittydoggie]

This is why you won't inherit the factory.

[electronicmail]

i dont want the factory. I want to see fear in his eyes

[toshio]

[eraserheadbabycat]

Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.

[queermasculine]

i simply do not believe that transgender people with weird gender identities are ever the problem