oh hello

idk what this is anymore

[catchymemes]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[ot3]

average tumblr user

[fandomsandfeminism]

Is there anything sadder than the little chunk of Kikis Delivery Service when Kiki says “I used to really like flying before it was my job” and then gets so burned out that her magic stops working and she cant talk to Jiji anymore and she tries so hard to FORCE the magic that she breaks her mothers broom and stays up all night, alone, trying to make a new one and crying?

And I know it is all ok in the end- Kiki has friends who look out for her and she takes care of herself and finds her place.

But fuck, those 20 minutes just hurt my heart so much.

[shybi-n-ready2cry]

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

How does one get to the point in one's life wherein one can afford to be an unpaid intern for a nonprofit coffee company posting on Tumblr and also survive in the United States? Ideally in simple and easily applicable steps?

first thing you’re gonna need to do is have a normal life as a moderately successful young adult novelist for about eight years. You can pay the rent because you’ve got a partner who also works. That kind of thing. then unexpectedly you’ll need to sell thirty million books in three years.

Then you should have a mental health crisis that is partly born of your need to be liked by strangers and partly due to a total lack of meaning in your life and partly due to bad brain wiring. eventually you’ll need to realize that you didn’t deserve to sell thirty million books but you also don’t deserve the catastrophically bad brain wiring. Deserving, you’ll belatedly realize, is the wrong framework through which to look at the miracle of consciousness.

this crisis of meaning will be no joke. What should you do with your resources—not just all the money they gave you for those books but also the time that remains to you? Eventually you’ll need to decide to that the money and time are only useful if you do something with them. So you try to do that, in part by starting a business that donates its revenue to charity instead of paying you money you don’t need.

it will of course be very easy to lose sight of your good luck because you breathe your privilege like oxygen, but hopefully you are now at least doing the beginning of something with the absurd lottery you won.

I wish you lots of luck in your pursuit of unpaid internship.

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[charl0ttan]

[rottenexcalibur]

i have the horse version of this image

[thememedaddy]

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[soemotional]

and to think im never going to see the lesbian avengers assembled in this line up again

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[leebrontide]

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[wrenchswango]

too many dweebs think this is about dnd, this is real life. this is how I get to the front of the line at five guys.